The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown

Collateral Damage

"Tony's still hitting on the new recruits, huh?"

"Ignorant, hopeful and eager to please."

"Yeah. What recruit isn't?"

"I was not talking about the recruit."

My, what a beautiful…

Oh oh. I'm in trouble.

"You know, there are rules about harassment, Tony."

"Well, then, maybe I should keep the number that she just gave me in case I want to file a claim?"

"Why don't you let them focus on learning how to be an NCIS agent?"

"Well, you see, since Team Gibbs was not assigned a recruit,

I am just doing my best to teach and inspire where I can, when I can, McKilljoy."

"It's the one-probie rule, and we've got ours."

The total contribution of Tony in this scene. Crouch down, look at Tim until Tim watch him, and get up. Just because.

"Talking out of one's ass. That would be your area of expertise, Tony. I'm gonna let you answer that query."

"Well, the general public is about as observant as your average probie or new recruit. I'm a trained eye. I know every inch of my environment."

"Is that a fact?"

"That's a fact."

"Jack."

"Director Vance, I was just..."
"Explaining your theory of theft in the workplace, which is certainly an epidemic."

"And very wrong."

"Well, you'd think an insider would've known that."

"Oh, gee, where have I heard that before?" Yes, I kept it for the expression.

"Tony has his own style."

"Sort of Dirty Harry meets Keystone Cop."

"We have a McGnome in our office. He never gets out."

"He smells like an overheated computer chip."

"But, boy, man alive, does he know computers, inside and out."

"For a job well done."
"It might mean more if you paid for it."

"We're government employees. Get used to disappointment."

"Good luck at FLETC."

"Yes, and a word of advice. The ATF girls are smokin' hot. They're a little crazy, but they're really hot."
"I'm married, Tony."

"Then only talk to the Bureau of Prisons girls. That'll keep you celibate, unless you're like McGee."

"Just don't mouth off to the instructors..."

"Or the Bureau of Prisons Girls."
"And you'll be fine."

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