McGee/Tony Countdown 11

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The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown

Deliverance


"Miss anything, McLovin'?"
I really want to know the thoughts behind this choice of nickname.

"Just this."

"It's from a woman named Melinda. She had to postpone."

"Postpone what?"

"I don't know. Figured that you'd figure it out."

"How did she sound?"

"How did she sound?"

"I ask the question, you give the answer. How did she sound?"

"I don't know, Tony."


"You don't know."


"Well, why don't you try using your words, Mr. Gem City?"

"Devastated? Despondent?"

"Delighted."

"All right. What's her number, McDetail?"

"She didn't leave one."

"It's customary to get a name, a number and a complete message."


"This is not a complete message."

"This is a complete mess."

"Maybe it was the girl I talked to at the dog park."

"You don't have a dog."

"Oh, it could have been that girl I met at the concession stand while my date was in the bathroom."
"You need a secretary."
"Or a therapist."




"Maybe they were sending a message. The kind McGee takes--cryptic, hard to decipher."





"That's why prefer the fur handcuffs."


"Not really, boss. That's for her."

"I don't wear the cuffs."




"I will give him the message."

"And the nature of the message."

"I'll include who it's from, and the number."








"Agent Gibbs' desk."


"No, he's not here. But I'd be happy to take a detailed message."



"Flight arrives at 2:30."

"Can I take a name or a return number?"

"Oh, okay. I will."



"A name and a number."


"Enough, okay? I understand."



"I am sorry, but what do you want me to do?"

"You want me to sort through the database of every call that came into the switchboard this morning and match the incoming call to your desk phone using a date and a time stamp?"


"Yeah, actually. That'd be great. "

"Thanks."







"McGee!"

"What are you doing? Why are you digging through the NCIS database?"




"This woman called for Tony, and I didn't get the number. It was blocked by the carrier, so
I am trying to coordinate a trace..."




"Maybe Gibbs was on a covert mission to suppress the Fujimori coup."
"That was Peru, not Colombia."


"So he's down in Colombia in Bogota. He saves President Clinton's life, but nobody can talk about it because it's super secret."

"Clinton did not serve until '93."
"Stop obsessing!"

"I'm not obsessing! I'm a little preoccupied. I'm a tad fascinated by the whole subject, but I am not obsessing."




"Case closed."


"My case, and you being on it."


"Melinda. 555-0199."

"Hold the phone, Malone, I know that number."

"You should-- it's your dentist's office."


"They rescheduled your appointment."

"Ooh, that Melinda."

"The one with the man hands."

"Well, I hope you learned a lesson, Probie."

"Yeah-- never to pick up your phone again."