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NCIS: The Inside Man.
Late Picspam Review! (McGee Reunion post still ongoing)
I was a little disappointed, because of the lying rumours (I always avoid spoilers, including trailers). I was already imagining them playing a couple in the suburbs, with pastel sweaters tied by the sleeves around the neck! And then I saw the mug shots and imagine them in prison, and Tony protecting Tim, and underground fights!
So no undercover stuff. But other cool stuff instead, like them being less and less discreet.
"What took so long? You know I need my coffee in the morning."
"Well, next time, go yourself. I was embarrassed ordering a non-fat, extra-foamy, added-shot hazelnut latte."
I'm feeling some love for random character.
Tony's playing with his pen!

"Strange."
"Is that for our benefit, McGee? We supposed to ask what's wrong?"
"That was polygraph. I have to take another test."
"You took your annual last week."
"They want me to retake it."
"You failed your polygraph? That's not good."
"No, I didn't fail it. They said I have to take it again."
"Why would you have to take it again? Don't ask, don't tell. You didn't make the mistake of coming out, did you?"
"I don't have anything to come out about."
"Stick to that story, McQueen."






What's with the baseball bat?

"You still haven't been cleared for field work?"
"I'm still waiting for my status to be clarified."
"Oh, sorry to hear that. That would really make me mad. Well, how about you?"
That was subtle, Ducky : D Ziva looks so sad.



Megan is cute. So these two random guys.



Hee, Superman's cape.

"You be careful. We're investigating lieutenant Arnett. Burns is outside the purview of our case."
"Ooh, 'purview.' Did big, bad Sportelli scare you off, McGee?"
I like when you use big words.
I know.




Ducky vs technology. And he's worried for Ziva.


*snort* Tony avoiding the cops.

The responsible of the test is a lady? I bet she has a crush and tries to see him again.
"You're not listening to me!"



Hee, salami.

Is Gibbs ignoring Ziva? Or worried by the shocked expression on McGee? That Tony didn't miss, by the way.



Gibbs whispering to the woman? Creepy.

"So what do you think? How's he gonna break her down? What's the style?"
"He's leading with the creepy uncle, but I think he's gonna go with the father figure you can trust."
"No, that doesn't feel right. I am gonna go with the classic in your face Gibbs, the Intimidator."




And McGee won the bet.

Benjamin Franklin!


'Oh Dear." I think it's a good reaction to this smile.

The wrath of Abby.
"I only take orders from one person: Special agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Unless he asks me to do it, it doesn't get done."

"You're gonna have to sign the chain-of-evidence, honey."
I think Megan is amused by the team's reaction to her boss.

Tony! With the sandwich! And licking his thumb! I'm not the only one to see the subtext in the end of the scene, am I?
"Is that pastrami?"
"Mm-hmm."
"Can I have a bite?"
"Mm-mm. This is my dinner. You can have the pickle."
"I don't like pickles."
"I know."








"Come on, man, you know I didn't have lunch today."



"I hope you choke on that."



That's a pretty coffin.

Oops, no more body.
What's she doing here? Gibbs said he'll take care of it? I'm definitively sure now, she only want to see him. There are better way to do it instead of scaring him, lady.



"Hey, come over here for a second. Come here. I got an idea."
"What?"
"Hop in."
"What are you talking about?"
"Just do it."
"Why would I do that?"
"I take your picture, we send it to polygraph, they think you're dead, you don't have to retake the test."
"Tony, that is not funny."
"They already think you're ducking them. It's only gonna get worse."




Faking death to escape the test. And Tim is actually considering it! You know, every time Tony has this look on his face, and asking Tim to do something, my first reaction is always "watch out Timmy, it's a prank!" even before Tony open his mouth. And he still falls every time.


"Mine, on the other hand, is like a Stradivarius-- hand-crafted by a Bavarian artisan circa 1870."
Someone planed for the coffin to be reopened, that screams frame up.
Ooh, Ducky/Gibbs mind meld!
"Why would someone take such precautions If the coffin was gonna be buried for all eternity?"
"Ducky, this is cosmic. Two minds, one thought--That is exactly what Gibbs said when I told him."
"Wow."


"I like it-- how do we prove it?" *looks immediately McGee*
"Boss, I got an idea. But I need to get a look at Burns's car in police impound."
"Like Sportelli's gonna let us do that."





That's the wrong side of the binoculars, Tony.



Aw, Tim is still scared of dogs.
McSnipper! And he's impressed! And McGee likes that Tony is impressed!
"Well, I could take care of the video surveillance--it's the canine patrol I'm worried about."
"Oh, chillax, bro. All these budget cuts and economic problems, They can't afford dogs. Trust me."
"Are you sure that thing's gonna work?"
"Yeah. It's my own personal concoction of oatmeal, mayonnaise, carpenter's glue. Perfectly simulates bird droppings."
"Us grown-ups use a different word for it." (Excrements? )
"Used it very successfully in the chesapeake team paintball finals last summer."
"Paintball? Cool. All right, so that's the camera you want to hit with your bird poop, Mcsniper."


"Ooh! Nice shot. I'm impressed."

"All right, let's go. What's the matter?"
"You sure there's no dogs in here?"
"I don't see any dogs. I don't hear any dogs. So, no--There are no dogs! Come on."


Yeah, get a look, Tony.


While copy/pasting the dialogue from the subtitles, I realised something. Just read it without the context.
"Do your thing."
"All righty."
"Sure you're gonna fit in there? There you go. Nice. That's like a yoga position."
"...This up here."
"That's like a...Upside-down manatee."
"Yeah. All right. All right...Doin' it...Put this up here...All right, baby, come on."



*snort* Oh that was mean!
"Oh, you're such an easy mark."
"You're such a child."


Aaaaand, you just called the actual dogs. Well played.
Bwahahahaha!! Nice move with the netbook.
"Dogs, McGee. Dogs!"
"Yeah, right."
"Real dogs! Get out of here, McGee! Big dogs! Big dogs!"
"You said there weren't any dogs!"
"Come on!"


"Oh, god!"
"McGee!! Get to high ground!"
"Heel! Heel!"
"Oh! It's like Turner and Hooch! Or k-9 with Jim Belushi! Run away, McGee!"
"Tony!"
"Oh, god! No, no, no..."
"Down! Stay!"
"Come on, Tim!"
"I don't have the right shoes for this!"




"Over here! Come to the fence! Come on! Come on!"
"Tony! Tony!"
"There you go! Come on up!"
"Got it."
"Tony!"
"Freeze! Release!Release!"
"So close."
"I sent it to Abby."
"Well done."





The mug shot!

"Poor little Timmy-- he looks so scared. Why aren't you downtown trying to bail them out? I don't trust Sportelli."
"They'll be fine, abb."
"They're probably crammed in some cell Where they're being tormented by-by perverts, and-and addicts and murderers--"


"Director handled it. Way above my pay grade."
"Don't get comfortable, boys." They look so tired. And look how there is space between Tony and Tim, but after Gibbs went trough and announce more tiring work, Tim come closer to Tony.



So Ziva is contacting her father.


And she's so into him. Can't really blame her.


Kind of creepy way to find if he's free, sadly, that means she's his type. But! Compare his hesitation when asked if he's in a committed relationship with Fornell's question of his relationship with Tony in season 5, last time we saw Jeanne.
"Are you in a committed relationship?"
"*pause* Uh, no."
and
"You two do have a professional relationship?"
*flashback of pet names and naked time and UST fighting time*
"Yeah. Yeah, it's...very professional, yeah."


I think we were deprived of some tasty flashbacks.






Oh Timmy! You're kinda slow to get it. But I want to see Gibbs drawing the picture, that would have been interesting. Wait, that means Tim didn't stay with the man hands and pretty eyes shrink. Polygraph lady could be just for this episode too.
"I better go down and reschedule this polygraph test."
"Don't bother, McGee. Nothing wrong with the first one."
"What do you mean?"
"I think you made an impression on the examiner."
"…?"
"I think she made an excuse to see you again."
"…??"
"You want me to draw you a picture?"
"No. I'm going to handle her, boss."






Oh, Ziva left the Mossad and want in the NCIS. I doubt it'll be easy. Aaaaand Gibbs hesitates to sign.
I was a little disappointed, because of the lying rumours (I always avoid spoilers, including trailers). I was already imagining them playing a couple in the suburbs, with pastel sweaters tied by the sleeves around the neck! And then I saw the mug shots and imagine them in prison, and Tony protecting Tim, and underground fights!
So no undercover stuff. But other cool stuff instead, like them being less and less discreet.
"What took so long? You know I need my coffee in the morning."
"Well, next time, go yourself. I was embarrassed ordering a non-fat, extra-foamy, added-shot hazelnut latte."
I'm feeling some love for random character.
Tony's playing with his pen!

"Strange."
"Is that for our benefit, McGee? We supposed to ask what's wrong?"
"That was polygraph. I have to take another test."
"You took your annual last week."
"They want me to retake it."
"You failed your polygraph? That's not good."
"No, I didn't fail it. They said I have to take it again."
"Why would you have to take it again? Don't ask, don't tell. You didn't make the mistake of coming out, did you?"
"I don't have anything to come out about."
"Stick to that story, McQueen."






What's with the baseball bat?

"You still haven't been cleared for field work?"
"I'm still waiting for my status to be clarified."
"Oh, sorry to hear that. That would really make me mad. Well, how about you?"
That was subtle, Ducky : D Ziva looks so sad.



Megan is cute. So these two random guys.



Hee, Superman's cape.

"You be careful. We're investigating lieutenant Arnett. Burns is outside the purview of our case."
"Ooh, 'purview.' Did big, bad Sportelli scare you off, McGee?"
I like when you use big words.
I know.




Ducky vs technology. And he's worried for Ziva.


*snort* Tony avoiding the cops.

The responsible of the test is a lady? I bet she has a crush and tries to see him again.
"You're not listening to me!"



Hee, salami.

Is Gibbs ignoring Ziva? Or worried by the shocked expression on McGee? That Tony didn't miss, by the way.



Gibbs whispering to the woman? Creepy.

"So what do you think? How's he gonna break her down? What's the style?"
"He's leading with the creepy uncle, but I think he's gonna go with the father figure you can trust."
"No, that doesn't feel right. I am gonna go with the classic in your face Gibbs, the Intimidator."




And McGee won the bet.

Benjamin Franklin!


'Oh Dear." I think it's a good reaction to this smile.

The wrath of Abby.
"I only take orders from one person: Special agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Unless he asks me to do it, it doesn't get done."

"You're gonna have to sign the chain-of-evidence, honey."
I think Megan is amused by the team's reaction to her boss.

Tony! With the sandwich! And licking his thumb! I'm not the only one to see the subtext in the end of the scene, am I?
"Is that pastrami?"
"Mm-hmm."
"Can I have a bite?"
"Mm-mm. This is my dinner. You can have the pickle."
"I don't like pickles."
"I know."








"Come on, man, you know I didn't have lunch today."



"I hope you choke on that."



That's a pretty coffin.

Oops, no more body.
What's she doing here? Gibbs said he'll take care of it? I'm definitively sure now, she only want to see him. There are better way to do it instead of scaring him, lady.



"Hey, come over here for a second. Come here. I got an idea."
"What?"
"Hop in."
"What are you talking about?"
"Just do it."
"Why would I do that?"
"I take your picture, we send it to polygraph, they think you're dead, you don't have to retake the test."
"Tony, that is not funny."
"They already think you're ducking them. It's only gonna get worse."




Faking death to escape the test. And Tim is actually considering it! You know, every time Tony has this look on his face, and asking Tim to do something, my first reaction is always "watch out Timmy, it's a prank!" even before Tony open his mouth. And he still falls every time.


"Mine, on the other hand, is like a Stradivarius-- hand-crafted by a Bavarian artisan circa 1870."
Someone planed for the coffin to be reopened, that screams frame up.
Ooh, Ducky/Gibbs mind meld!
"Why would someone take such precautions If the coffin was gonna be buried for all eternity?"
"Ducky, this is cosmic. Two minds, one thought--That is exactly what Gibbs said when I told him."
"Wow."


"I like it-- how do we prove it?" *looks immediately McGee*
"Boss, I got an idea. But I need to get a look at Burns's car in police impound."
"Like Sportelli's gonna let us do that."





That's the wrong side of the binoculars, Tony.



Aw, Tim is still scared of dogs.
McSnipper! And he's impressed! And McGee likes that Tony is impressed!
"Well, I could take care of the video surveillance--it's the canine patrol I'm worried about."
"Oh, chillax, bro. All these budget cuts and economic problems, They can't afford dogs. Trust me."
"Are you sure that thing's gonna work?"
"Yeah. It's my own personal concoction of oatmeal, mayonnaise, carpenter's glue. Perfectly simulates bird droppings."
"Us grown-ups use a different word for it." (Excrements? )
"Used it very successfully in the chesapeake team paintball finals last summer."
"Paintball? Cool. All right, so that's the camera you want to hit with your bird poop, Mcsniper."


"Ooh! Nice shot. I'm impressed."

"All right, let's go. What's the matter?"
"You sure there's no dogs in here?"
"I don't see any dogs. I don't hear any dogs. So, no--There are no dogs! Come on."


Yeah, get a look, Tony.


While copy/pasting the dialogue from the subtitles, I realised something. Just read it without the context.
"Do your thing."
"All righty."
"Sure you're gonna fit in there? There you go. Nice. That's like a yoga position."
"...This up here."
"That's like a...Upside-down manatee."
"Yeah. All right. All right...Doin' it...Put this up here...All right, baby, come on."



*snort* Oh that was mean!
"Oh, you're such an easy mark."
"You're such a child."


Aaaaand, you just called the actual dogs. Well played.
Bwahahahaha!! Nice move with the netbook.
"Dogs, McGee. Dogs!"
"Yeah, right."
"Real dogs! Get out of here, McGee! Big dogs! Big dogs!"
"You said there weren't any dogs!"
"Come on!"


"Oh, god!"
"McGee!! Get to high ground!"
"Heel! Heel!"
"Oh! It's like Turner and Hooch! Or k-9 with Jim Belushi! Run away, McGee!"
"Tony!"
"Oh, god! No, no, no..."
"Down! Stay!"
"Come on, Tim!"
"I don't have the right shoes for this!"




"Over here! Come to the fence! Come on! Come on!"
"Tony! Tony!"
"There you go! Come on up!"
"Got it."
"Tony!"
"Freeze! Release!Release!"
"So close."
"I sent it to Abby."
"Well done."





The mug shot!

"Poor little Timmy-- he looks so scared. Why aren't you downtown trying to bail them out? I don't trust Sportelli."
"They'll be fine, abb."
"They're probably crammed in some cell Where they're being tormented by-by perverts, and-and addicts and murderers--"


"Director handled it. Way above my pay grade."
"Don't get comfortable, boys." They look so tired. And look how there is space between Tony and Tim, but after Gibbs went trough and announce more tiring work, Tim come closer to Tony.



So Ziva is contacting her father.


And she's so into him. Can't really blame her.


Kind of creepy way to find if he's free, sadly, that means she's his type. But! Compare his hesitation when asked if he's in a committed relationship with Fornell's question of his relationship with Tony in season 5, last time we saw Jeanne.
"Are you in a committed relationship?"
"*pause* Uh, no."
and
"You two do have a professional relationship?"
*flashback of pet names and naked time and UST fighting time*
"Yeah. Yeah, it's...very professional, yeah."


I think we were deprived of some tasty flashbacks.






Oh Timmy! You're kinda slow to get it. But I want to see Gibbs drawing the picture, that would have been interesting. Wait, that means Tim didn't stay with the man hands and pretty eyes shrink. Polygraph lady could be just for this episode too.
"I better go down and reschedule this polygraph test."
"Don't bother, McGee. Nothing wrong with the first one."
"What do you mean?"
"I think you made an impression on the examiner."
"…?"
"I think she made an excuse to see you again."
"…??"
"You want me to draw you a picture?"
"No. I'm going to handle her, boss."






Oh, Ziva left the Mossad and want in the NCIS. I doubt it'll be easy. Aaaaand Gibbs hesitates to sign.