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schtroumph_c) wrote2009-08-27 08:29 pm
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More Tony/Tim stuff. (...almost 3000 words).
More of the plot bunnies/scenario and stuff, all Tony/McGee. It's so rambling, I'll try to write it a little better. Add a suit, a tie, make it looks professional.
When Tony meet McGee Sr.
The boys are undercover as boyfriends in a sort of club, I imagine some club of retired peoples collecting strange things, because I like the idea of the bad guys thinking they're up against a group of old eccentric, harmless people, and surprise! It's full of Marines, guys from the Navy, ex-boxers, etc....
Except their fathers are members there, and Daddy McGee totally torture Tony to check if he's good enough for his son, and McGee want to put Tony's father in his book as a ridiculous character, and Tony is all 'go for it!
At one point, Daddy McGee broke Daddy DiNozzo's nose. Why the broken nose: everybody find the truth about them, because the bad guys locked the members of the club, and Tim and Tony got an idea to save them, but they need help. Daddy DiNozzo is pissed off, and says something really insulting about not following the orders of a stupid cop.
Daddy McGee is really furious, "Don't talk about my son like that." and DiNozzo Senior answers that he was talking about Tony, and McGee Senior just calms himself, smiles, and says, "Oh, well then, it's okay."
And Tony doesn't have time to feel hurt, because his dad is on the ground holding his nose and McGee Senior look at Tim and says "If he was talking about you, I would have been less polite. So, what do you need?"
Tony, all dazed answer "His hand" while pointing Tim, and Senior chuckles and hit his shoulder, saying "You'll need to pass the last test before that." and he walk away. Tim follow him and add to a still shocked Tony "And take me to dinner in a really classy restaurant, plus survive a gamer's convention." Tony is worried, because he's actually considering it.
It ends with McGee looking for his father, and finding him laughing with Gibbs and feeling like when your mother invites your teacher to dinner. But the day Sarah bring her boyfriend home, and Gibbs is invited along, he and Tony try very, very hard to have good seats and popcorn.
In the middle, there's the cliché of "OMG, we're going to be found doing cop things! Quick, let's kiss!" And McGee is 'oh, not bad, I think I can understand his girlfriends', and Tony is 'I kinda liked it. Why did I like it? Was it the man thing or the McGee thing? Or is he such a good kisser? This need investigation.'
There also was a sequel where Tony tried to make Daddy McGee understand that, no, he didn't break up with Tim, and he didn't break his heart, because there wasn't a relationship to begin, and Daddy McGee deliberately misunderstand him because it's fun to play with him:
"You weren't serious? You played with his feelings?" "Yes! No, not like that, I didn't play with him!" "Oh, that was the sex." "There was no sex!" "Why, he doesn't turn you on?" "Ye...No...It's not what I meant..." "He's not good enough for you?" "Yes, for someone else maybe, I..." "You're just scared of commitment." "I perfectly able to maintain a relationship, just not with him!" "Are you saying he doesn't deserve the effort?" "Probie! Help, your dad is going to eat me!"
After the first part of this fic of
catwalksalone where Tim is a hacker and arrested by Gibbs's team, and she gave the right to write whatever we wanted as backstory or follow up.
In my head, Tim actually stopped a big conspiracy, and Abby guessed it, so he temporarily works with her to finish the job, and they become BFF in 3.5 sec.
Abby uses her power on Gibbs to convince him to make a deal, use his genius for good instead of evil instead of jail, with some more rules to make it really like a punishment, and Tony add his 2 cents, it's safe now that Abby opened the way, and if Tony the jock can let a geek work with him, that's mean Tim is not such a bad guy, and in the end, he joins the team, allowed to left when he'll done paying for his crimes, except he likes it so much he stays.
Where I retcon Tim's car accident at 16, his bisexuality is revealed and Tony cockblock
McGee had a boyfriend (geeky, cute, funny, and a little crazy, like he liked them) when he was 16/17, but hidden, because he didn't really accept it completely, having enough problems with the jocks at school, he didn't see the need to add more munitions.
But the guy wanted them to be out, and there was no bus, their fight about it is the reason he had the car accident. The guy used the amnesia, Willow in Buffy style, to erase the fight, and because it worked, he sadly tried to convince him he was okay with being out.
Except McGee remembered this part, and more fights, and he left the town for some school, far enough. It's actually the only subject he never talked with his father (and of course, it's why he knows something big is linked to this guy, but he trusts his son and if he doesn't want to talk about it, he won't push it.).
He accepted his bisexuality, but he never dated another guy, half because he never met one interesting enough (the way he fell for Abby just talking to her with a phone tell me personality is as much important as the physical appearance to him), half because he's scared.
The whole story is revealed when the guy is dying and linked to a case, and Tony wants to make jokes or a victory dance because he was right, but shut up when it's clear that McGee has difficulty to deal with the all thing, adapt the past with the present, and regrets and what if. In the end, he goes to the funeral with the support of the two most important/close persons, Abby and Tony (because if you look well, they're the two he has the best scenes, now that they stopped the flirting he kinda had with Ziva when she arrived).
With time, he started looking at men differently. Tony, of course, is glad of the opportunity to look hot to one more person, our little Narcissus, and McGee has a lot of fun to repeat to him, that no, he's not this interesting to him, the body is okay, but the personality needs work.
And Tony does change a little, become less of a jerk, and is cute just like needed (one example being finding the typewriter an evil ex-girlfriend got rid off) and everybody except the two realise he's practically courting him, and who can resist the DiNozzo charm?
But way before that, an old friend of Tony who didn't completely gave up the high school mentality fall for Tim, who honestly doesn't realise it, and doesn't see the seducing for what it is. But Tony does, and he can sometimes be a little possessive with his people. And it's totally not jealousy. Nope.
He tries everything to tell the guy to back off, even more when it's clear Tim's not interested. He tries nice, he tries lies, and a lot of other tricks, and one day, they're getting coffee, and close to the counter, there are little figurines that look just like the characters in the video games. And one look like an elf from Lord of the Ring, and it's got a crown, and Tony sniggers at the Elf Lord joke waiting for him.
When he buys it with the rest, the guy goes on a rant about video games and every geek clichés and asks if Tim is like that. Tony thinks just one second, more to savour the moment than from hesitation at destroying a friendship, and tell him that McGee hates games too.
So when they go to the lab, just when Abby and Tim are using a game to catch the bad guy of the day, he begins a nice speech how gamers are losers, and sucks, and et cetera, and totally misses the double glare for five good minutes. Tony waits until the guy begins to understand he's in trouble and then, he gives the figurine to McGee, saying it "made me think of you".
Tim is rather charmed, and the guy understands he was tricked, and starts to insult Tony, who put his best innocent face. Of course, Tim defends Tony, and Abby joins, and in one his best moment of intelligence, the guy decide to leave before Gibbs hears about it. And the figurine will always be on Tim's desk.
Where I almost kill Tim. Again.
Ookay, this one is a little complicated, and thought like if it was an episode. The one before, it says Tim is going on holiday for a few days, but he doesn't say where, because he doesn't want to be bothered by phone calls.
In the next, Gibbs is awaken in the middle of night, feeling worried, and he doesn't know why. The next day, he still can't sleep or shake off the bad feeling, and he's in a baaaaad mood.
Tony's not better, because his phone doesn't stop ringing, but no one is answering, also for one day and half. But it's all forgotten when a crying Sarah comes to the NCIS with a video from a man (voice and visage hidden, of course) telling their dad created problems for him, and now, he's getting his revenge. Then, the camera show him pointing a gun on a mountain road, and we recognize the Porsche, and because he has awesome technology, McGee is vaguely seen, and he shoot. McGee lose the control of the car who fall down the mountain, like very, very down, impossible to survive this fall, down.
The time let Gibbs knows that it happened just when he was awaken, and now he knows why. Everybody would like to mourn, except there is a murderer to catch, and Sarah to protect, by staying with Abby in the lab.
Tony is more than fed up with the phone, and ask Abby, who's trying to localise McGee's body position by the mountains, meaning watching some part of the video, meaning very shaken, to find who calls him to distract her a little while. And she found it's in one of the possible locations for McGee.
Next time, when Tony answers the phone, he asks if it's McGee, and hear one click. Any extra shine in his eyes was caused by the lights, and not tears, thanks you very much. He asks him if he's hurt, got one click and he hit himself for asking a stupid question, and if he can walk, two click, and if he's sort of safe, and got a click. He promises he'll find him just when the call is over.
They prefer to think McGee is saving the battery, and not unconscious, warn everybody, and Tony leave for the place. Meanwhile, plot wise, Sarah's apartment blew up, but because she was in safety, it's sort of okay. Except Gibbs is even more pissed off and Sarah officially adopted as third daughter of heart.
Always talking to McGee anytime he's on the phone, Tony needs help and a doc to go the mountain, but there is a storm coming on, and there're not a lot of volunteers. When he explain that someone is hurt and lost in there, the doc in charge accept to help him, and when she appeared, it's Jeanne. There are a lot of awkward moments, but they put the past in a box, their priority is McGee.
Plot wise, the guy is caught, and let alone with a very furious, very tired Gibbs. A mama bear would be less dangerous.
The two others find the car, but no McGee. Tony doesn't want to give up, and smell a familiar perfume he doesn't recognise, and it's suddenly like if the way to Tim appeared in his mind. He run without thinking and Tim is down there, protected from rain, veeeeeery hurt, and bleeding, and whumped, the phone beside him.
Jeanne takes care of him, on the site and later, in the hospital, she keeps being his doctor because she's an adult, and able to deal with Tony without letting her patient pays. And Tony is more concentrated on Tim anyway, it's evident he's here more for him than for her.
Tim is alive because the bullet cut the seat belt, and he fell through the windscreen, and didn't follow his car. He doesn't really remember moving where Tony and Jeanne found him, he remembers hearing Tony's voice, but not using the phone, and he could swear he wasn't alone.
Abby is still in the lab, in face of a mystery. If she looks her computers, and other instruments, it's the phone she found, the phone calling Tony, the phone leading Tony to Tim. If she looks the phone, it was dead during the fall, and never worked. Ducky tell her to accept a miracle when it's here and take her to the hospital, and is it a new perfume?
When they left, the phone turns on all by itself to write a message which says "Hi Abbs!" Cue flashback to Tim still on some rock, encouraged by Kate to move away to someplace a little safer, but after taking the phone, and Kate appearing near Tony to murmur him the way and disappearing in the wind with a smile when he start running.
Later, because of the time he spends in the hospital, Jeanne gets to know the real Tony, and they end up trying again to date. It last two months, the breaking up is friendly and mutual, and Tony can finally put this part of his life behind him and start something else.
Except my brain doesn't want to stray too far away from canon and want to deal with the Ziva UST, so they do have a little thing, the UST become RST, and they realise they have more fun flirting than doing the all dating thing and decide it was just sexual. Abby get Tony and Tim drunk and dare them to kiss, and they decide they liked it very, very much and eventually get together.
Ziva will meet an English spy from the MI6 named Joaquim and looking like Antonio Banderas who will join the NCIS like she did.
Where McGee let Abby dress him for work. Goth style, eyeliner, leather trousers. And let Tony choose a tattoo for him.
A strange phenomenon invades the NCIS this day. McGee's pens, files, and objects don't stop falling on the ground and he has to bend over to pick them up. Tim likes to be Abby's toy, whatever Gibbs says.
She often has good ideas, like convince Tim to have a new tattoo on his back, near his left hip, just where the hand would go if someone put an arm around him.
But because he had no idea of what to do, and he wanted some service from Tony, he promised him to let Tony decide the drawing of the tattoo in exchange of this service.
It could have been a mistake, and he feared some horrible, humiliating thing, but it's a nice, discreet drawing, made of lines and curls, and if you knew how to look, a T and a D are hidden inside. Tony likes stroking it lightly at work, when he's close to Tim, reading over his shoulder at his desk, listening Tim technobabble at Gibbs and explaining what he just said.
McGee pretends he didn't see the letters and their significations, but sometimes, McGee let a stranger touch him where the tattoo is just to make Tony reaaaaally jealous and watch how he'll let the poor guy/girl understand Tim is his.
Tony may give the world a warning in his coded message, but the power still stay with Tim. Ziva paid him to keep Tony busy and away from her date one day. He only had to stretch, enough for his shirt to rise up and show the tattoo. Tony didn't even realise Ziva left for lunch, and was volunteer to assist him all day during geek work.
That's one of the reasons he learn to hack. The other is that Tim really, really like when Tony proves he listen him. It usually ends with the pink cuffs.
Bones/NCIS (Yeah, that's not even a summary of a plot.)
They could have Squints vs Squints friendly competitions! Gibbs would love the legal lady, and Sweets would have fun analysing everyone, and scoffing at Tony's straightness, and I can totally see Hodgins and Angela glaring at Booth because he doesn't give them drinks, and hugs, and finger's kisses to make it better.
Just have to clean up the ficlet, now.
When Tony meet McGee Sr.
The boys are undercover as boyfriends in a sort of club, I imagine some club of retired peoples collecting strange things, because I like the idea of the bad guys thinking they're up against a group of old eccentric, harmless people, and surprise! It's full of Marines, guys from the Navy, ex-boxers, etc....
Except their fathers are members there, and Daddy McGee totally torture Tony to check if he's good enough for his son, and McGee want to put Tony's father in his book as a ridiculous character, and Tony is all 'go for it!
At one point, Daddy McGee broke Daddy DiNozzo's nose. Why the broken nose: everybody find the truth about them, because the bad guys locked the members of the club, and Tim and Tony got an idea to save them, but they need help. Daddy DiNozzo is pissed off, and says something really insulting about not following the orders of a stupid cop.
Daddy McGee is really furious, "Don't talk about my son like that." and DiNozzo Senior answers that he was talking about Tony, and McGee Senior just calms himself, smiles, and says, "Oh, well then, it's okay."
And Tony doesn't have time to feel hurt, because his dad is on the ground holding his nose and McGee Senior look at Tim and says "If he was talking about you, I would have been less polite. So, what do you need?"
Tony, all dazed answer "His hand" while pointing Tim, and Senior chuckles and hit his shoulder, saying "You'll need to pass the last test before that." and he walk away. Tim follow him and add to a still shocked Tony "And take me to dinner in a really classy restaurant, plus survive a gamer's convention." Tony is worried, because he's actually considering it.
It ends with McGee looking for his father, and finding him laughing with Gibbs and feeling like when your mother invites your teacher to dinner. But the day Sarah bring her boyfriend home, and Gibbs is invited along, he and Tony try very, very hard to have good seats and popcorn.
In the middle, there's the cliché of "OMG, we're going to be found doing cop things! Quick, let's kiss!" And McGee is 'oh, not bad, I think I can understand his girlfriends', and Tony is 'I kinda liked it. Why did I like it? Was it the man thing or the McGee thing? Or is he such a good kisser? This need investigation.'
There also was a sequel where Tony tried to make Daddy McGee understand that, no, he didn't break up with Tim, and he didn't break his heart, because there wasn't a relationship to begin, and Daddy McGee deliberately misunderstand him because it's fun to play with him:
"You weren't serious? You played with his feelings?" "Yes! No, not like that, I didn't play with him!" "Oh, that was the sex." "There was no sex!" "Why, he doesn't turn you on?" "Ye...No...It's not what I meant..." "He's not good enough for you?" "Yes, for someone else maybe, I..." "You're just scared of commitment." "I perfectly able to maintain a relationship, just not with him!" "Are you saying he doesn't deserve the effort?" "Probie! Help, your dad is going to eat me!"
After the first part of this fic of
In my head, Tim actually stopped a big conspiracy, and Abby guessed it, so he temporarily works with her to finish the job, and they become BFF in 3.5 sec.
Abby uses her power on Gibbs to convince him to make a deal, use his genius for good instead of evil instead of jail, with some more rules to make it really like a punishment, and Tony add his 2 cents, it's safe now that Abby opened the way, and if Tony the jock can let a geek work with him, that's mean Tim is not such a bad guy, and in the end, he joins the team, allowed to left when he'll done paying for his crimes, except he likes it so much he stays.
Where I retcon Tim's car accident at 16, his bisexuality is revealed and Tony cockblock
McGee had a boyfriend (geeky, cute, funny, and a little crazy, like he liked them) when he was 16/17, but hidden, because he didn't really accept it completely, having enough problems with the jocks at school, he didn't see the need to add more munitions.
But the guy wanted them to be out, and there was no bus, their fight about it is the reason he had the car accident. The guy used the amnesia, Willow in Buffy style, to erase the fight, and because it worked, he sadly tried to convince him he was okay with being out.
Except McGee remembered this part, and more fights, and he left the town for some school, far enough. It's actually the only subject he never talked with his father (and of course, it's why he knows something big is linked to this guy, but he trusts his son and if he doesn't want to talk about it, he won't push it.).
He accepted his bisexuality, but he never dated another guy, half because he never met one interesting enough (the way he fell for Abby just talking to her with a phone tell me personality is as much important as the physical appearance to him), half because he's scared.
The whole story is revealed when the guy is dying and linked to a case, and Tony wants to make jokes or a victory dance because he was right, but shut up when it's clear that McGee has difficulty to deal with the all thing, adapt the past with the present, and regrets and what if. In the end, he goes to the funeral with the support of the two most important/close persons, Abby and Tony (because if you look well, they're the two he has the best scenes, now that they stopped the flirting he kinda had with Ziva when she arrived).
With time, he started looking at men differently. Tony, of course, is glad of the opportunity to look hot to one more person, our little Narcissus, and McGee has a lot of fun to repeat to him, that no, he's not this interesting to him, the body is okay, but the personality needs work.
And Tony does change a little, become less of a jerk, and is cute just like needed (one example being finding the typewriter an evil ex-girlfriend got rid off) and everybody except the two realise he's practically courting him, and who can resist the DiNozzo charm?
But way before that, an old friend of Tony who didn't completely gave up the high school mentality fall for Tim, who honestly doesn't realise it, and doesn't see the seducing for what it is. But Tony does, and he can sometimes be a little possessive with his people. And it's totally not jealousy. Nope.
He tries everything to tell the guy to back off, even more when it's clear Tim's not interested. He tries nice, he tries lies, and a lot of other tricks, and one day, they're getting coffee, and close to the counter, there are little figurines that look just like the characters in the video games. And one look like an elf from Lord of the Ring, and it's got a crown, and Tony sniggers at the Elf Lord joke waiting for him.
When he buys it with the rest, the guy goes on a rant about video games and every geek clichés and asks if Tim is like that. Tony thinks just one second, more to savour the moment than from hesitation at destroying a friendship, and tell him that McGee hates games too.
So when they go to the lab, just when Abby and Tim are using a game to catch the bad guy of the day, he begins a nice speech how gamers are losers, and sucks, and et cetera, and totally misses the double glare for five good minutes. Tony waits until the guy begins to understand he's in trouble and then, he gives the figurine to McGee, saying it "made me think of you".
Tim is rather charmed, and the guy understands he was tricked, and starts to insult Tony, who put his best innocent face. Of course, Tim defends Tony, and Abby joins, and in one his best moment of intelligence, the guy decide to leave before Gibbs hears about it. And the figurine will always be on Tim's desk.
Where I almost kill Tim. Again.
Ookay, this one is a little complicated, and thought like if it was an episode. The one before, it says Tim is going on holiday for a few days, but he doesn't say where, because he doesn't want to be bothered by phone calls.
In the next, Gibbs is awaken in the middle of night, feeling worried, and he doesn't know why. The next day, he still can't sleep or shake off the bad feeling, and he's in a baaaaad mood.
Tony's not better, because his phone doesn't stop ringing, but no one is answering, also for one day and half. But it's all forgotten when a crying Sarah comes to the NCIS with a video from a man (voice and visage hidden, of course) telling their dad created problems for him, and now, he's getting his revenge. Then, the camera show him pointing a gun on a mountain road, and we recognize the Porsche, and because he has awesome technology, McGee is vaguely seen, and he shoot. McGee lose the control of the car who fall down the mountain, like very, very down, impossible to survive this fall, down.
The time let Gibbs knows that it happened just when he was awaken, and now he knows why. Everybody would like to mourn, except there is a murderer to catch, and Sarah to protect, by staying with Abby in the lab.
Tony is more than fed up with the phone, and ask Abby, who's trying to localise McGee's body position by the mountains, meaning watching some part of the video, meaning very shaken, to find who calls him to distract her a little while. And she found it's in one of the possible locations for McGee.
Next time, when Tony answers the phone, he asks if it's McGee, and hear one click. Any extra shine in his eyes was caused by the lights, and not tears, thanks you very much. He asks him if he's hurt, got one click and he hit himself for asking a stupid question, and if he can walk, two click, and if he's sort of safe, and got a click. He promises he'll find him just when the call is over.
They prefer to think McGee is saving the battery, and not unconscious, warn everybody, and Tony leave for the place. Meanwhile, plot wise, Sarah's apartment blew up, but because she was in safety, it's sort of okay. Except Gibbs is even more pissed off and Sarah officially adopted as third daughter of heart.
Always talking to McGee anytime he's on the phone, Tony needs help and a doc to go the mountain, but there is a storm coming on, and there're not a lot of volunteers. When he explain that someone is hurt and lost in there, the doc in charge accept to help him, and when she appeared, it's Jeanne. There are a lot of awkward moments, but they put the past in a box, their priority is McGee.
Plot wise, the guy is caught, and let alone with a very furious, very tired Gibbs. A mama bear would be less dangerous.
The two others find the car, but no McGee. Tony doesn't want to give up, and smell a familiar perfume he doesn't recognise, and it's suddenly like if the way to Tim appeared in his mind. He run without thinking and Tim is down there, protected from rain, veeeeeery hurt, and bleeding, and whumped, the phone beside him.
Jeanne takes care of him, on the site and later, in the hospital, she keeps being his doctor because she's an adult, and able to deal with Tony without letting her patient pays. And Tony is more concentrated on Tim anyway, it's evident he's here more for him than for her.
Tim is alive because the bullet cut the seat belt, and he fell through the windscreen, and didn't follow his car. He doesn't really remember moving where Tony and Jeanne found him, he remembers hearing Tony's voice, but not using the phone, and he could swear he wasn't alone.
Abby is still in the lab, in face of a mystery. If she looks her computers, and other instruments, it's the phone she found, the phone calling Tony, the phone leading Tony to Tim. If she looks the phone, it was dead during the fall, and never worked. Ducky tell her to accept a miracle when it's here and take her to the hospital, and is it a new perfume?
When they left, the phone turns on all by itself to write a message which says "Hi Abbs!" Cue flashback to Tim still on some rock, encouraged by Kate to move away to someplace a little safer, but after taking the phone, and Kate appearing near Tony to murmur him the way and disappearing in the wind with a smile when he start running.
Later, because of the time he spends in the hospital, Jeanne gets to know the real Tony, and they end up trying again to date. It last two months, the breaking up is friendly and mutual, and Tony can finally put this part of his life behind him and start something else.
Except my brain doesn't want to stray too far away from canon and want to deal with the Ziva UST, so they do have a little thing, the UST become RST, and they realise they have more fun flirting than doing the all dating thing and decide it was just sexual. Abby get Tony and Tim drunk and dare them to kiss, and they decide they liked it very, very much and eventually get together.
Ziva will meet an English spy from the MI6 named Joaquim and looking like Antonio Banderas who will join the NCIS like she did.
Where McGee let Abby dress him for work. Goth style, eyeliner, leather trousers. And let Tony choose a tattoo for him.
A strange phenomenon invades the NCIS this day. McGee's pens, files, and objects don't stop falling on the ground and he has to bend over to pick them up. Tim likes to be Abby's toy, whatever Gibbs says.
She often has good ideas, like convince Tim to have a new tattoo on his back, near his left hip, just where the hand would go if someone put an arm around him.
But because he had no idea of what to do, and he wanted some service from Tony, he promised him to let Tony decide the drawing of the tattoo in exchange of this service.
It could have been a mistake, and he feared some horrible, humiliating thing, but it's a nice, discreet drawing, made of lines and curls, and if you knew how to look, a T and a D are hidden inside. Tony likes stroking it lightly at work, when he's close to Tim, reading over his shoulder at his desk, listening Tim technobabble at Gibbs and explaining what he just said.
McGee pretends he didn't see the letters and their significations, but sometimes, McGee let a stranger touch him where the tattoo is just to make Tony reaaaaally jealous and watch how he'll let the poor guy/girl understand Tim is his.
Tony may give the world a warning in his coded message, but the power still stay with Tim. Ziva paid him to keep Tony busy and away from her date one day. He only had to stretch, enough for his shirt to rise up and show the tattoo. Tony didn't even realise Ziva left for lunch, and was volunteer to assist him all day during geek work.
That's one of the reasons he learn to hack. The other is that Tim really, really like when Tony proves he listen him. It usually ends with the pink cuffs.
Bones/NCIS (Yeah, that's not even a summary of a plot.)
They could have Squints vs Squints friendly competitions! Gibbs would love the legal lady, and Sweets would have fun analysing everyone, and scoffing at Tony's straightness, and I can totally see Hodgins and Angela glaring at Booth because he doesn't give them drinks, and hugs, and finger's kisses to make it better.
Just have to clean up the ficlet, now.

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