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schtroumph_c) wrote2009-08-30 10:09 pm
schtroumph_c) wrote2009-08-30 10:09 pm
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McGee/Tony countdown 24
The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown
1) I forgot one thing about me: I don't know how to make short picspam. I was so sure this one would be small, and…
2) I mean, they're in the same scene, what, two, three times?
3) I have good slash goggles.
McGee "Nice morning."
Ziva "Beautiful morning."
McGee "How's, uh, how's your tea?"
"Fine. Your coffee?"
"It's good. Good coffee."
Ziva "Quiet day, huh?"
"Yeah. Quiet week."
Gibbs "Got a call from DiNozzo."
Ziva "Tony?"
"When?"
"Nope, I'm just prepping Tony's desk for his big return."
"Do you know something we don't?"
"I don't know how and I don't know when, but Tony...is coming back."
"Don't worry, Abs. Tony's deployment will be over soon."
"Maybe they'll transfer him back."
"Not maybe, McGee. Definitely."
"Boss?"
"McGoo?"
"Hey, Tony."
"Uh, Abby wanted me to tell you, Sister Rosita bowled a two..."
"McGee." *subtle shake of head*
"Agent Gibbs' desk."
"McGee?"
"Tony. Back on dry land?"
"Yeah. It's a tropical paradise, really. Just like The Blue Lagoon, except no white sand beaches, magical waterfalls, and definitely no Brooke Shields."
"I've got some good news for you."
"You're coming to relieve me?"
"No, but Vance sent..."
"Tequila? 'Cause I'm going to need at least a case to get through the next three months here."
"Ah, Director Vance. I was just, uh... just telling McGee how much I missed everyone."
Mind Meld!
"Go easy on the lad. He's had a rough summer."
"Well, I think it was especially difficult for McGeek. He doesn't handle change well. Never has."
"Well, he seems fine."
"Please. Cooped up in that techno basement for four months? You know how much he loves pounding the pavement, working leads, interrogating."
"Yeah, not to mention Gibbs, Duckster, you and me, Abs. I mean, everyone knows how close those two are."
"It's not the same. You get used to seeing someone every day, talking to them, relying on them, and suddenly they're not there."
"Director, in the past four months, I haven't worked any crime scenes, pursued any leads or followed the trail of a single piece of physical evidence."
Does he know his Probie or what?
Gibbs "Need to access the ship's sick bay records."
"Uh, McGee isn't here."
"You."
"There is no problem, Ziva. I've seen McGee do this a million times."
Because I'm twelve and Tony too. Even if he was laughing about another joke.
"I'm trying. Just waiting for my insult now."
"Takes McGee only seconds."
"A lot of things take McGee seconds."
"So this nutjob is running through the mess hall, and he's completely naked, which is weird."
"For reals? Like, total reals? Like..."pinky promise" permanent reals?"
"Reassigned to D.C.effective immediately."
"Never thought I'd say this, Tony, but it is nice to have you back."
" So, anyway, Sister Rosita, she bowled a 260 last month."
" And I watched Titanic finally. It sinks at the end. Very weird."
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