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schtroumph_c ([personal profile] schtroumph_c) wrote2009-09-11 10:50 pm

McGee/Tony Countdown 12

The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown



Love And War


Ooh, this one is bigger than the others. Not surprisingly.

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"Morning, team."
"Morning"?
"Team"?
"You are in a particularly good mood today, McGee."
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"Yeah, and I don't like it. What gives?"
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"I had a good weekend."
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"I had a very good weekend."
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"Golden Girls marathon?"
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"No, Tony, actually, I met someone."
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"What's his name?"
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"Her name is Claire. She is a computer programmer."
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"Where did you meet?"
"Well, actually, we... we haven't met yet in person. We met online."
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"Of course, you did. Go figure."
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"This girl, Ziva, she's perfect."
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"She's gorgeous, she thinks I'm hysterical and…
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…she is a level 5 sorceress."
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"Oh, God!"
"What?"
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"No!"
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"The sadness when I hear you talk like this. You don't know who these people are. It could be a 45-year-old overweight man in Minnesota."
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"I mean, like you said, you two haven't even met yet."
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"What part of "level 5 sorceress" don't you understand?"




I can hear a theme song

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"I got things under control. Why don't you head down to the hut, help Gibbs."
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"Nah, it's a bit small down there. Wouldn't want things getting cramped."
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"Right. Got it."
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"Chicken!"
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"What?"
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"Five years, you still can't handle the bloodbaths, can you?"
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"Yeah, that's what it is. Look, I told you before, I had a good weekend, I'm just trying to stay in the nice head space."
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"Carla."
"Claire."
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"Whatever. Enjoy it while it lasts. Women are trouble."
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"Haven't you learned anything from me?"
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"Yeah. Not to go on undercover dates with a doctor whose father is the world's biggest arms dealer."
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"That's low, Probie."
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"And not to loan your friends money. You still owe me 40 bucks."
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"Don't change the subject."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I understand what's going on here: you're jealous."
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"You haven't had a date in a few weeks. It's okay."
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"Me, jealous of the Elf Lord?"
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"I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome."
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"Level 5 sorceress."
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"It is nice when a couple has so much in common, like McGee and his new sorceress friend."
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"Oh, yeah, I was going to talk to you about that. It's kind of funny, actually."
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"Let's see. How do I put this delicately?"
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"She's... she's not real?"
" You did not."
"I did."
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"I was bored. It was late. I just watched Weird Science."
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"Next thing I knew, I was building a fake online profile and..."
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"I'm IMing with McGee."
"He really likes her. Tony, you have to tell him."
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"I know."
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"It's actually kind of flattering..."
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"In a creepy way."
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"What did you think would happen?"
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"I didn't know."
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"The flaw in the plan...was the plan."
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"But I got another plan to end it."
"Which is?"
"You've ever see Fatal Attraction."




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"But Beary was sold out everywhere. I was crushed."
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"You were 13."
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"I was 12."
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"My parents couldn't find Beary so... I decided to take the bull by the horns. I designed my own. I used my dad's old tape recorder and a Winnie the Pooh bear. Called him "Pooh 2.0"."
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"And 15 short years later, you lost your virginity."






Hi, there. I'm Beary Smyles. You're my best friend, McGee.
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"Thank you, Beary.
You're very welcome.
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"All right, one more time and I'm gonna rip that bear's head off. Again!"
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Gear up, DiNozzo. Got a body at Quantico.
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"Don't mess with me."
"That bear sounds very familiar."
You think, David?
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DiNozzo, bag and tag. David, witness statements.
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McGee, I ever tell you how brilliant you are?
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"Oh, Beary."
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I love you, McGee.
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"He was using the primitive electronics in Beary here to build an old-school "phreak box"."
"In English."
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"A phreak box. That's a tool that hackers used to use in the '80s to communicate remotely with computer systems."
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What?
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"Come on, guys. War Games, Sneakers, Hackers? Very young Angelina Jolie in that."




"So,"
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"How's it going with your other special friend?"
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"Claire...she's gotten a bit clingy."
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"I didn't respond to an e-mail of hers right away, and she freaked out."
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"Starts going on about how computers are destroying civilization, which is really weird because she's a computer programmer."
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"Kick her to the curb."
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"I think I'm gonna give her another shot."
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"We connected, you know?"
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"And it's not every day that you find a..."
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"Level 5 sorceress."
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"I know..."




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"So much for my date tonight."
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"What are you doing?"
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"So you giving the psycho another chance?"
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"Well, I was. I guess now I got to cancel."
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"What is that silliness?!"
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"Sorry."
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"Ziva and I will cover the interviews for you."
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"That is awfully un-Tony of you, Tony."
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"Just doing you a solid, Probie."
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"Because you having a date is about as rare as me not having one."
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"Take Tony with you."
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"You mean: "Tony, take McGee"."
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"'cause I'm a senior field agent, which... that's not important."
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"Give me..."
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"Come on, Tony."
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"I'm going to let you play with the siren."
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"Heard you got stood up last night, Probie."
"She never even call."
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"That ends that?"
"Maybe."
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"Maybe"? Know when to fold 'em, McGee. This girl's not worth it. Trust me."
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"Tony, I'm not like you."
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"It's not that easy for me to meet women. Never has been."
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"That's why I was hoping this girl might be...you know..."
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"You'll find your girl."
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"Thought I did."
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"Speaking of love,"
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"How's that... cyber-romance going, McGee?"
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"It couldn't be worse. She sent me another e-mail."
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"Said she's getting back together with her ex-boyfriend."
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"I'll tell you what though. I'm not giving up on her."
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"Wha...?"
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"No, we got too much in common."
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"I think she might be scared, but you know what? We can work through it."
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"I'm telling you, I think this girl might really be the one."
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"Take it."
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"Really?"
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"Sure."
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"Thanks."
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"Hey, listen, I hate to ask, but..."
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"Sure. I remember."
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"$40. With interest."
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"Sorry it took so long."
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"All right, see you guys later."
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[identity profile] miscellanny.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves madly*

:D

[identity profile] jack-infinitude.livejournal.com 2009-09-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
McGee will save that picture forever. Tim enjoys torturing Tony just a...little too much. (But there's good fun to be had in the make-up sex. :D)

(Sean is so adorable in this episode. It was a crappy-plot episode, but omg, Sean. I want to pet your hair.)

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I like when they randomly take photos of each other :)

[identity profile] obvious-wing.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
This episode is the slashiest thing that ever happened without any actual slash. Really. Tony is Tim's perfect woman, it's canon. I love it <3

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And Tony like that Tim like him. In a totally straight, not that way, way. If he keeps saying it, it'll make it truth.
catwalksalone: happy grey cat surrounded by flowers (ncis tim <3 tony paint)

[personal profile] catwalksalone 2009-09-12 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no idea how happy this made me post-cat trauma. It was just what I needed.

This whole picspam reduces me to qwpoeirjaskdfj;laskdjfalkgfksdhjfaklsdj because TOO MUCH AWESOME.

I have an especial thing for Tim's face where he's looking at Tony after he says 'Thought I did' and it's all 'I thought I found YOU, Tony, why are you jerking me around?' and just just justjustjust BOYS. And Tony's flawed plan and I will never confuse him for someone far less awesome and sneaky Tim and his little smile at the end and the OH! And now I can't see any of the pictures due to the huge amount of sparkly hearts that just fell out of my eyes and onto the screen.

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And now I can't see any of the pictures due to the huge amount of sparkly hearts that just fell out of my eyes and onto the screen.

You're secretly a Care Bear?
catwalksalone: (lotta patient and lola off on one)

[personal profile] catwalksalone 2009-09-12 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes I am. Damn! My secret is out.

[identity profile] needlefish000.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I love these picspams, thanks for going to the effort to make them for us :D
Did you ever share a picspam of the episode where Tony pretends to spill his 'coffee' over McGee and his backup hardware, but it turns out to be paper hole-punches?

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks you, and you're welcome :)

I don't think I did this episode. There is Leap of Faith though, somewhere down the picspam: ncis tag.

[identity profile] newkidfan.livejournal.com 2009-09-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
CAN I SAY MAJOR LOVE?

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you can. They just need to pass the denial :D

[identity profile] qzee.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
it is so obvious that Tony is jealous of Claire, which is just weird because he IS claire...

Love the episode, love the pics.

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like Clark Kent being jealous of Superman.