The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown

Love And War

Ooh, this one is bigger than the others. Not surprisingly.

"Morning, team."
"Morning"?
"Team"?
"You are in a particularly good mood today, McGee."

"Yeah, and I don't like it. What gives?"

"I had a good weekend."

"I had a very good weekend."

"Golden Girls marathon?"

"No, Tony, actually, I met someone."

"What's his name?"

"Her name is Claire. She is a computer programmer."

"Where did you meet?"
"Well, actually, we... we haven't met yet in person. We met online."

"Of course, you did. Go figure."

"This girl, Ziva, she's perfect."

"She's gorgeous, she thinks I'm hysterical and…

…she is a level 5 sorceress."

"Oh, God!"
"What?"

"No!"

"The sadness when I hear you talk like this. You don't know who these people are. It could be a 45-year-old overweight man in Minnesota."

"I mean, like you said, you two haven't even met yet."

"What part of "level 5 sorceress" don't you understand?"

I can hear a theme song

"I got things under control. Why don't you head down to the hut, help Gibbs."

"Nah, it's a bit small down there. Wouldn't want things getting cramped."

"Right. Got it."

"Chicken!"

"What?"

"Five years, you still can't handle the bloodbaths, can you?"

"Yeah, that's what it is. Look, I told you before, I had a good weekend, I'm just trying to stay in the nice head space."

"Carla."
"Claire."

"Whatever. Enjoy it while it lasts. Women are trouble."

"Haven't you learned anything from me?"

"Yeah. Not to go on undercover dates with a doctor whose father is the world's biggest arms dealer."

"That's low, Probie."

"And not to loan your friends money. You still owe me 40 bucks."

"Don't change the subject."

"What are you talking about?"

"I understand what's going on here: you're jealous."

"You haven't had a date in a few weeks. It's okay."

"Me, jealous of the Elf Lord?"

"I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome."

"Level 5 sorceress."

"It is nice when a couple has so much in common, like McGee and his new sorceress friend."

"Oh, yeah, I was going to talk to you about that. It's kind of funny, actually."

"Let's see. How do I put this delicately?"

"She's... she's not real?"
" You did not."
"I did."

"I was bored. It was late. I just watched Weird Science."

"Next thing I knew, I was building a fake online profile and..."

"I'm IMing with McGee."
"He really likes her. Tony, you have to tell him."

"I know."

"It's actually kind of flattering..."

"In a creepy way."

"What did you think would happen?"

"I didn't know."

"The flaw in the plan...was the plan."

"But I got another plan to end it."
"Which is?"
"You've ever see Fatal Attraction."

"But Beary was sold out everywhere. I was crushed."

"You were 13."

"I was 12."

"My parents couldn't find Beary so... I decided to take the bull by the horns. I designed my own. I used my dad's old tape recorder and a Winnie the Pooh bear. Called him "Pooh 2.0"."

"And 15 short years later, you lost your virginity."

Hi, there. I'm Beary Smyles. You're my best friend, McGee.

"Thank you, Beary.
You're very welcome.

"All right, one more time and I'm gonna rip that bear's head off. Again!"

Gear up, DiNozzo. Got a body at Quantico.

"Don't mess with me."
"That bear sounds very familiar."
You think, David?

DiNozzo, bag and tag. David, witness statements.

McGee, I ever tell you how brilliant you are?

"Oh, Beary."

I love you, McGee.

"He was using the primitive electronics in Beary here to build an old-school "phreak box"."
"In English."

"A phreak box. That's a tool that hackers used to use in the '80s to communicate remotely with computer systems."

What?

"Come on, guys. War Games, Sneakers, Hackers? Very young Angelina Jolie in that."

"So,"

"How's it going with your other special friend?"

"Claire...she's gotten a bit clingy."

"I didn't respond to an e-mail of hers right away, and she freaked out."

"Starts going on about how computers are destroying civilization, which is really weird because she's a computer programmer."

"Kick her to the curb."

"I think I'm gonna give her another shot."

"We connected, you know?"

"And it's not every day that you find a..."

"Level 5 sorceress."

"I know..."

"So much for my date tonight."

"What are you doing?"

"So you giving the psycho another chance?"

"Well, I was. I guess now I got to cancel."

"What is that silliness?!"

"Sorry."

"Ziva and I will cover the interviews for you."

"That is awfully un-Tony of you, Tony."

"Just doing you a solid, Probie."

"Because you having a date is about as rare as me not having one."

"Take Tony with you."

"You mean: "Tony, take McGee"."

"'cause I'm a senior field agent, which... that's not important."

"Give me..."

"Come on, Tony."

"I'm going to let you play with the siren."

"Heard you got stood up last night, Probie."
"She never even call."

"That ends that?"
"Maybe."

"Maybe"? Know when to fold 'em, McGee. This girl's not worth it. Trust me."

"Tony, I'm not like you."

"It's not that easy for me to meet women. Never has been."

"That's why I was hoping this girl might be...you know..."

"You'll find your girl."

"Thought I did."

"Speaking of love,"

"How's that... cyber-romance going, McGee?"

"It couldn't be worse. She sent me another e-mail."

"Said she's getting back together with her ex-boyfriend."

"I'll tell you what though. I'm not giving up on her."

"Wha...?"

"No, we got too much in common."

"I think she might be scared, but you know what? We can work through it."

"I'm telling you, I think this girl might really be the one."

"Take it."

"Really?"

"Sure."

"Thanks."

"Hey, listen, I hate to ask, but..."

"Sure. I remember."

"$40. With interest."

"Sorry it took so long."

"All right, see you guys later."

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*loves madly*

:D

McGee will save that picture forever. Tim enjoys torturing Tony just a...little too much. (But there's good fun to be had in the make-up sex. :D)

(Sean is so adorable in this episode. It was a crappy-plot episode, but omg, Sean. I want to pet your hair.)

I like when they randomly take photos of each other :)

This episode is the slashiest thing that ever happened without any actual slash. Really. Tony is Tim's perfect woman, it's canon. I love it <3

And Tony like that Tim like him. In a totally straight, not that way, way. If he keeps saying it, it'll make it truth.

You have no idea how happy this made me post-cat trauma. It was just what I needed.

This whole picspam reduces me to qwpoeirjaskdfj;laskdjfalkgfksdhjfaklsdj because TOO MUCH AWESOME.

I have an especial thing for Tim's face where he's looking at Tony after he says 'Thought I did' and it's all 'I thought I found YOU, Tony, why are you jerking me around?' and just just justjustjust BOYS. And Tony's flawed plan and I will never confuse him for someone far less awesome and sneaky Tim and his little smile at the end and the OH! And now I can't see any of the pictures due to the huge amount of sparkly hearts that just fell out of my eyes and onto the screen.

And now I can't see any of the pictures due to the huge amount of sparkly hearts that just fell out of my eyes and onto the screen.

You're secretly a Care Bear?

Yes, yes I am. Damn! My secret is out.

I love these picspams, thanks for going to the effort to make them for us :D
Did you ever share a picspam of the episode where Tony pretends to spill his 'coffee' over McGee and his backup hardware, but it turns out to be paper hole-punches?

Thanks you, and you're welcome :)

I don't think I did this episode. There is Leap of Faith though, somewhere down the picspam: ncis tag.

CAN I SAY MAJOR LOVE?

Yes you can. They just need to pass the denial :D

it is so obvious that Tony is jealous of Claire, which is just weird because he IS claire...

Love the episode, love the pics.

It's like Clark Kent being jealous of Superman.

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