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schtroumph_c) wrote2009-09-17 12:00 am
schtroumph_c) wrote2009-09-17 12:00 am
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McGee/DiNozzo Countdown 7!
The McGee/Tony Picspam Countdown
"You must know this, McGeek, why?"
"Not now."
"If not now, when?"
"Two minutes, 29 seconds."
"What are you up to, McSneaky?"
"Robert Forgan hickory-shafted hand-forged irons."
"Aren't those the same clubs that Ducky has?"
"Had. I borrowed them and accidentally backed over them with a golf cart before I made it to the first tee."
"Did you tell Ducky?"
"Are you kidding? He told Ducky, he'd end up on one of his autopsy tables."
"I am going to tell Ducky once I successfully win a replacement set."
"Perhaps if you just explained..."
"That you destroyed a set of handmade clubs given to Ducky by some Scottish nobleman? Yeah. Good luck with that."
"Guys, I am in the crucial final moments of this auction, so if you don't mind, please..."
"Oh, sorry."
"Of course."
"Aren't you supposed to make a bid?"
"You don't place your bid until the very last moment so that no one has a chance to outbid you."
"It is called sniping and..."
"You didn't win."
"I've been out-sniped."
"Naked girls and guns. That's what childhood dreams are made of."
"Guessing we experienced very different childhoods."
"You're going to tell me that little Timmy never had a magazine with pictures of girls?"
"Little Timmy never had a magazine with pictures of girls."
"Pictures of boys?"
"As a matter of fact, yes."
"It was called Scouting Life."
"I suppose you had a subscription to Playpen by age 12?"
"Ten. We all chipped in. Playpen was practically required reading back in boarding school."
"You know what my father would've done to me if he found this in my room?"
"Stolen it back?"
"Slap me on the side of the head with it."
"That sounds vaguely familiar."
"McGee, DiNozzo. Come on."
"McGee, do you have any idea what world of pain these kids will be in when their dads get home? You ever see The Great Santini?"
"Don't need to see it. I lived it."
"Oh, yeah, I forgot old man McGee was navy, wasn't he?"
"That's right. Yeah, this was my childhood. I was just like these kids."
"Which one were you? The skinny one, the quiet one or the one with the hot mom?"
"Boys!"
"Camping, tracking-- even get to wear a special uniform."
"Uh, you trying to talk him into or out of it, McGee?"
"Hey, you poke fun all you want, Tony."
"Hold on."
"What do you got there, McRanger Rick?"
"Daniel McBoone's doing his best tracker thing, but I think we should send in the cadaver dogs."
"Ziva gets to go home. We're stuck out here with the maggots."
"I love the outdoors."
"Admit defeat, McGee. I'm going to call 1-800-CADAVER-DOG."
"Bird feces. Birds circling."
"You think there's a connection?"
"Buzzards. Body's not far. It's probably within about 300 yards."
"Tony, we're going to find our body."
"I can feel it. I can smell it."
"I can see it."
"All right, you know what? Call the dogs. Call the trackers. Call whoever you want."
"I'm calling the Rescue Response Team."
"No one needs rescuing."
"Well, how else are we going to get that dead body up from down there?"
"You need to be more observant, McGee."
"I can find an H-waffle double zigzag waffle; I can find a double zigzag H-waffle double zigzag, but not a zigzag double H-waffle zigzag."
"I see a fish riding a unicorn."
"Still trying to get those clubs, huh?"
"Yeah, well, every time I'm about to close in on a set, I end up getting interrupted."
"McGee."
"Ah, matching up tire impressions from the crime scene, boss."
"Fast Eddie Felson?"
"You know him?"
"Well, yeah. Former pool player forced into retirement by gangsters. He was a con man, he was a boozer."
"He was a character Paul Newman played in The Hustler."
"And his hair was perfect."
"Tony?"
"In a sec. Securely hidden in the shadows, the cunning marksman waits patiently for the perfect time to strike."
"You are looking at the proud owner of a vintage set of Robert Forgan handcrafted mint condition golf clubs."
"That's impossible."
"No, nothing is impossible. I'm a sniper."
"Same exact set Ducky had?"
"1,200 for the clubs. Um, let's say a 100-dollar finder's fee, McGee."
"Except Ducky's a righty."
"These are left-handed clubs, Tony. You just wasted 1,200 bucks."
"No..."
"Maybe Ducky swings both ways?"
"A thousand bucks, and they're yours."
"Why would I buy a set of clubs that Ducky could not use?"
"Why? Oh, gee, let me think."
"I don't know, maybe because if you don't buy them, I will tell Ducky that you destroyed his one-of-a-kind, handcrafted hickory-shafted, vintage golf clubs."
"I think you just did."
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"I see a fish riding a unicorn". Best reaction ever.
=]
Tony's so proud of his McRanger!
So I guess this proves McGee swings both ways. He's left handed, so why'd he use Ducky's right handed clubs? XD
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It's nice to have confirmation :D
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I loved Tony's :D face when he won the set. <33
And Tim didn't like Tony looking at the girly magazineeessss. His face when Tony leaves is so pissy and subtextyyyyy.
gah. thank you for sharing :D
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You're welcome!
ooh
Would really like to understand where the awkward and scared McGee the show started out with came from...
By the way thank you again for doing these - you are splendid!
Re: ooh
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Also, I love how he takes any opportunity to get at Tim's sexuality. Obviously by now he knows all about it, what with them sleeping together (*adjusts tinhat*) but he can't help poking fun.
Tony's expression in the last one is 'oh, I am so going to get it when we get home, aren't I?' Yes, Tony. Yes, you are. Probably in several different ways.
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And Tim is at few step to be out, with the whole playing with the idea and then give a explanation like boy scout.