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Picspam NCIS 7x08 Power Down
Warning! Over use of the exclamation mark!
Also, I tried to cut down the number of caps, but I couldn't sacrifice this scene. You know which one.
Helllo Cliché!
Another way to lose internet. Like if we didn't have enough reason to worry.
"What do these guys want?"
"Maybe they're pissed with their service, huh?"
Did they just cut the lights in the credit? They did!!
Hi Palmer!
"Who let you out of your cave?"
"Dr. Mallard, set me up for a sit-rep. It's my first sit-rep."
"Lucky you."
Wow, way to catch your interest, Tony. It's like a magic word.
"So will Gibbs, if McGee and Ziva don't get here pretty soon."
"Get here? You didn't hear? Tony, they never left last night."
Ouch, I hope it wasn't his expensive watch.
"You see this? Nine hours, 21 minutes."
"Has it been that long?"
"Why did you do that?"
"It was either you or the watch."
"It's just, what's taking so long, you know?"
"Look, I'm sure we're not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse."
"Yeah, how's that?"
"Well, we could be stuck here with Tony."
"I heard that. I find it very interesting that the two of you left together late last night."
I like how Ziva whispered the part about Tony, like if he could hear her. Which he did, but she couldn't know that.
The cone!
Do you remember this episode of Lois&Clark when Clark invents a fake story to prank Lois, leading her to a doll inside a lot of garbage to teach her than spying on her friends and stealing their ideas is wrong? One day, someone will have to try that with Tony.
Tim can accidentally 'lose' a card from a BDSM club or something and have Tony spend the rest of the episode trying to find the truth, and finding a lot of strange hints and learning his lesson at the end:stop trying to know everything about everyone don't trust Probies who learned from you.
Five years, he used to it. The only way is to leave, but they're stuck, he's going to win.
"Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away."
"Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere."
"If you want, I can sing a song for you guys."
They play charades! And Tim is really good with it, trying to find what he means, testing possibilities. I bet they're always winning games nights when they're together.
"There was an explosion at a Potomac Electric substation causing some kind of... uh... What is it? Begins with a "C, " rhymes with "parade sailor.""
"Cascade failure?"
"Cascade failure. God, you're good at this, McGee."
Also, Ziva's reaction at Tony's comment! She looks both of them, frowns slightly, then shake her head, amused. She's in the losing team at game night.
And they think they're subtle.
And Ziva and Tim know Gibbs is behind Tony. Who knows it too.
"I'm sure Gibbs is feeling right at home."
"Well, you don't need electricity to use hand tools or drink a bottle of bourbon."
"He's right behind you, isn't he?"
"Yes, he is."
Ouch, that's mean. He needed so much to get out, I hope it wasn't because he needed to pee, because that hit? Not going to help.
Did they have to let her eyes open?
Jimmy didn't have his loyal sidekick.
"Mr. Palmer has trouble navigating when the streetlights are working."
"It is not my fault. MapChart was down."
Heeee, the old camera! And he's got food too! Gibbs is prepared, and in his element.
And Tony's attention goes to…McGee! Someone surprised? No?
"Want to switch?"
No, you no can haz.
Did he click McGee? OMG he did! And McGee let him do it!
Did I go too far? Naaaw.
"What was she doing at SwiftCast?"
"Appears to have been robbing the place. You mean why was she robbing the place?"
"Background does not shed a lot of light."
And Gibbs shines the light on the paper about the background. Lol.
"Married her high school sweetheart, Anthony. Nice name."
Hum, everything is dead, I doubt the computers will work.
"Fax is dead."
"Phone is dead."
"Computer's dead. It's going to be a long case."
Not that I'm an addict, but I'll be crazy fast.
She's making her own CaffPow! Oh Abby. Well, he's got body to keep cool. See?
"Why does autopsy get backup power and I don't? MTAC, I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't have?"
"Corpses."
"I'll get some corpses."
"My babies could I.D. this thing in like two minutes, but at this point, I'm going to have to do this by hand, Gibbs-- by hand! Do you understand what that means? Maybe you know what that means, but I just need to know that you know not to expect my normal miracles."
"Yes."
"Great. I'll see you in an hour."
Wait a hour for her usual miracle. And the music gives up too.
Bwahahahaha! Gibbs is so amused by them! Ziva was scared by the machine. Brontosaurus!
"We found this in storage."
"We're just need to find a brontosaurus who knows how to use it."
Here, the brontosaurus is showing you the way.
"Boss, that was very impressive. McGee, did you get that?"
Ooh, slight hit from Gibbs to McGee as revenge.
And Tony's playing at guess the movie again with McGee. Oh, still have work to do with his movies and cultures education. I'm sure they won't mind more movies night.
"Hey, guys, look what I found. Look at this."
"What's the map for?"
"What are you talking about? You can't have a corkboard and no map. Haven't you ever seen Dragnet?"
"No."
"Baretta? Kojak?"
Tony looks so happy with his map, and so disappointed by the lack of culture of McGee.
"Then this'll mean nothing to you. Who loves ya, baby?" Tony! You're in public!
No seriously, he knows Tim won't get the joke, but only get the first message, and he said it looking him in the eyes.
"Right, boss? Telly on the telly? Sorry."
"Okay. Sorry about the Kojak, Boss." And for the private moment for McGee.
"Hey, excuse me. Where do you think you're going?"
"Uh, didn't you hear the boss? I'm gonna go talk to Lieutenant Paxton's CO."
"Then who is going to go through her bank and credit card statements?"
"I figured since that was your area or expertise, you might look through her credit cards and bank statements."
"I don't do hard copies."
"Then let's flip for it."
"Last time we flipped, you used a trick coin."
"We'll use your coin."
"Fine. I flip, you call it in the air. If you touch me, I automatically win, and..."
"If you touch me, I win" So he win everyday?
I mean, it happens so often it's a rule. Tony touches him to make him lose. How does it work when flipping a coin? Pushing doesn't change anything, does he try to make him forget who chooses what? And therefore, what kind of touching it implies?
"Sorry, McGee."
Bad Tony, bad. Ziva too.
Ahahaha! He's lending the morgue as a fridge!
*Snort* Palmer warned him away!
It's from Tony! The perfume…sorry, eau de cologne, is from Tony!
"I'm sorry. I'm allergic to perfume, and you're wearing quite a bit."
"I am not wearing any."
"I don't have any hot water. And it's not perfume. It's eau de cologne."
A male man, that'll help.
"How did people survive before search engines?"
I don't know, McGee. I often wondered that too.
Awww, he's got a lot of paper cuts. And he'll keep the box of band-aid.
It always surprise me how long his fingers are.
Tony, grow up. And he's wondering the same thing! They're mind-linked.
"How did people survive before e-mail?"
So what? What're you going to do about it? I saved your feet from a painful death, do you realise it?
They walked? I guess it was a long way, amongst a lot of angry people. Not really fun.
"How did people survive before there was pattern-recognizing sparse representation algorithms?"
Almost same question, from Abby! *OT3 tinhat*
The little frowny face!
Chevy Impala? The Winchesters?
Abby signs her name with a smiley!
Oh, nice work, McGee.
Tim enters first. I love these little signs of him not longer being the probie.
TARDIS!!!!!! Okay, Tony, when you'll finish watching cop movies with Tim, you'll have to watch Doctor Who. Only fair.
"This is like the TARDIS."
"Tard what?"
"It's a contraption that Doctor Who travels through time in… Never mind."
"Doctor Who? Who watches that? This is more like Lord of War. Nick Cage movie from a few years back. Packed with guns. "You have the gun that Rambo use?" It's a good movie."
Nice! They made their photos thing with the old way!
Pssst, Tony! Just move to your right, you'll have a better sight on the plans. Unless you're interested by something else.
Oh the old recorder. I think I have one like that somewhere.
Awww, Tony wants to stay with Tim. And avoid more dangerous work with cutting papers. You shouldn't have let him do the paperwork alone earlier.
Bwahahahaha! He's doing the remote thing too! Nice smile.
"Need any help?"
"No, I do not."
"You sure? I mean, technology's not my thing, but... maybe I could be your techno wingman."
Let's see: clicking me like I'm your personal computer, letting me alone with the paperwork, making my careful classed file fall, mocking Doctor Who…dream on.
"Do you know what that means?"
"No."
"It means that I've got it covered. So I want you to go do whatever it is that you were doing."
"What exactly are you doing, again?"
"I was hand-filing evidence custody documents from the crime scene."
"Yeah. Have fun with that."
"I hope you blow a fuse."
"Generator can't last forever. Then you'll be in the dark with the rest of us."
And Gibbs doesn’t mind! He's totally on their side. McGee is happy to know it.
"Hey, boss. I was just..."
"Just what? Rubbing it in? Because he left you with the paperwork earlier?"
"Yeah."
"You found anything?"
It looks like a Bobby's hat. Bobby, Winchester, problems with the power…YED?
"Go pick 'em up. Right off that wall."
"Uh, you sure you wouldn't want Tony or Ziva to maybe... they want to... On it."
Can't hurt to try.
One word: Amanda. You two are even now.
"Lemons?"
"Did she say lemons?"
"I hope not. Paper cut."
Tim shares the pain.
"But we can't start without the lemons."
"Lemons, check! Though I still do not understand."
"Are we making cocktails?"
"Now I'm the one flashing back to the fourth grade. Mrs. Johnson's science fair."
The lemons!! Abby will have her music.
And she'lltop command tonight.
"You never see this crap on Columbo."
"Is it me or does this look like a squirrel?"
Applause!!
Wow! I didn't recognize her! Oh, universal key, it's kinda cool.
Let's suspect the lady.
He doesn't like 'Jim'! Palmer wants to play detective.
"The question is, who?"
"Well, I don't know, Jim. Do you have any ideas?"
"No, sorry. And, uh... It was rhetorical. The, uh... Never mind."
Someone's cheating with his lines!
"That doesn't make sense."
"Think, McToma. It's a classic cop show switcheroo. You take something at the target location and then you swap it with a, uh, bugged copy. Paxton was bugging the Internet. Can you do that?"
They all have school memories. The photocopier thing, I never saw a machine like that, but with everyone talking about the smell, and I remember us smelling every copy the teachers gave us, I'm starting to wonder.
Okay, they're totally playing the guardian.
"Enjoy your sandwich." You won't have one like that before a while.
Dan-Ozzo!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Which is something you're not. You got a buyer yet for all those zeros and ones?"
"Getting shot during the break-in to divert suspicion was a nice touch."
"Till it bit you in the ass."
"Had your blood from the crime scene."
"You should really watch your blood pressure."
"Next time you kidnap someone, keep them away from your medicine cabinet."
"Book 'em, Dan-nozzo."
"NiceHawaii Five-O reference, boss."
"Hey, McGee?"
"Red-handed?"
"Oh, they don't come much redder."
"Hi tech case, low tech ass kicking."
"Kind of ironic."like rain on your wedding day…
"You know, I actually kind of enjoyed being unplugged."
"Gives you time to think. Slow down."
"No e-mails to return."
"No spam."
"It's nice."
It's alive!!
Bwahahaha! Oh Gibbs.
Also, I tried to cut down the number of caps, but I couldn't sacrifice this scene. You know which one.
Helllo Cliché!
Another way to lose internet. Like if we didn't have enough reason to worry.
"What do these guys want?"
"Maybe they're pissed with their service, huh?"
Did they just cut the lights in the credit? They did!!
Hi Palmer!
"Who let you out of your cave?"
"Dr. Mallard, set me up for a sit-rep. It's my first sit-rep."
"Lucky you."
Wow, way to catch your interest, Tony. It's like a magic word.
"So will Gibbs, if McGee and Ziva don't get here pretty soon."
"Get here? You didn't hear? Tony, they never left last night."
Ouch, I hope it wasn't his expensive watch.
"You see this? Nine hours, 21 minutes."
"Has it been that long?"
"Why did you do that?"
"It was either you or the watch."
"It's just, what's taking so long, you know?"
"Look, I'm sure we're not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse."
"Yeah, how's that?"
"Well, we could be stuck here with Tony."
"I heard that. I find it very interesting that the two of you left together late last night."
I like how Ziva whispered the part about Tony, like if he could hear her. Which he did, but she couldn't know that.
The cone!
Do you remember this episode of Lois&Clark when Clark invents a fake story to prank Lois, leading her to a doll inside a lot of garbage to teach her than spying on her friends and stealing their ideas is wrong? One day, someone will have to try that with Tony.
Tim can accidentally 'lose' a card from a BDSM club or something and have Tony spend the rest of the episode trying to find the truth, and finding a lot of strange hints and learning his lesson at the end:
Five years, he used to it. The only way is to leave, but they're stuck, he's going to win.
"Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away."
"Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere."
"If you want, I can sing a song for you guys."
They play charades! And Tim is really good with it, trying to find what he means, testing possibilities. I bet they're always winning games nights when they're together.
"There was an explosion at a Potomac Electric substation causing some kind of... uh... What is it? Begins with a "C, " rhymes with "parade sailor.""
"Cascade failure?"
"Cascade failure. God, you're good at this, McGee."
Also, Ziva's reaction at Tony's comment! She looks both of them, frowns slightly, then shake her head, amused. She's in the losing team at game night.
And they think they're subtle.
And Ziva and Tim know Gibbs is behind Tony. Who knows it too.
"I'm sure Gibbs is feeling right at home."
"Well, you don't need electricity to use hand tools or drink a bottle of bourbon."
"He's right behind you, isn't he?"
"Yes, he is."
Ouch, that's mean. He needed so much to get out, I hope it wasn't because he needed to pee, because that hit? Not going to help.
Did they have to let her eyes open?
Jimmy didn't have his loyal sidekick.
"Mr. Palmer has trouble navigating when the streetlights are working."
"It is not my fault. MapChart was down."
Heeee, the old camera! And he's got food too! Gibbs is prepared, and in his element.
And Tony's attention goes to…McGee! Someone surprised? No?
"Want to switch?"
No, you no can haz.
Did he click McGee? OMG he did! And McGee let him do it!
Did I go too far? Naaaw.
"What was she doing at SwiftCast?"
"Appears to have been robbing the place. You mean why was she robbing the place?"
"Background does not shed a lot of light."
And Gibbs shines the light on the paper about the background. Lol.
"Married her high school sweetheart, Anthony. Nice name."
Hum, everything is dead, I doubt the computers will work.
"Fax is dead."
"Phone is dead."
"Computer's dead. It's going to be a long case."
Not that I'm an addict, but I'll be crazy fast.
She's making her own CaffPow! Oh Abby. Well, he's got body to keep cool. See?
"Why does autopsy get backup power and I don't? MTAC, I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't have?"
"Corpses."
"I'll get some corpses."
"My babies could I.D. this thing in like two minutes, but at this point, I'm going to have to do this by hand, Gibbs-- by hand! Do you understand what that means? Maybe you know what that means, but I just need to know that you know not to expect my normal miracles."
"Yes."
"Great. I'll see you in an hour."
Wait a hour for her usual miracle. And the music gives up too.
Bwahahahaha! Gibbs is so amused by them! Ziva was scared by the machine. Brontosaurus!
"We found this in storage."
"We're just need to find a brontosaurus who knows how to use it."
Here, the brontosaurus is showing you the way.
"Boss, that was very impressive. McGee, did you get that?"
Ooh, slight hit from Gibbs to McGee as revenge.
And Tony's playing at guess the movie again with McGee. Oh, still have work to do with his movies and cultures education. I'm sure they won't mind more movies night.
"Hey, guys, look what I found. Look at this."
"What's the map for?"
"What are you talking about? You can't have a corkboard and no map. Haven't you ever seen Dragnet?"
"No."
"Baretta? Kojak?"
Tony looks so happy with his map, and so disappointed by the lack of culture of McGee.
"Then this'll mean nothing to you. Who loves ya, baby?" Tony! You're in public!
No seriously, he knows Tim won't get the joke, but only get the first message, and he said it looking him in the eyes.
"Right, boss? Telly on the telly? Sorry."
"Okay. Sorry about the Kojak, Boss." And for the private moment for McGee.
"Hey, excuse me. Where do you think you're going?"
"Uh, didn't you hear the boss? I'm gonna go talk to Lieutenant Paxton's CO."
"Then who is going to go through her bank and credit card statements?"
"I figured since that was your area or expertise, you might look through her credit cards and bank statements."
"I don't do hard copies."
"Then let's flip for it."
"Last time we flipped, you used a trick coin."
"We'll use your coin."
"Fine. I flip, you call it in the air. If you touch me, I automatically win, and..."
"If you touch me, I win" So he win everyday?
I mean, it happens so often it's a rule. Tony touches him to make him lose. How does it work when flipping a coin? Pushing doesn't change anything, does he try to make him forget who chooses what? And therefore, what kind of touching it implies?
"Sorry, McGee."
Bad Tony, bad. Ziva too.
Ahahaha! He's lending the morgue as a fridge!
*Snort* Palmer warned him away!
It's from Tony! The perfume…sorry, eau de cologne, is from Tony!
"I'm sorry. I'm allergic to perfume, and you're wearing quite a bit."
"I am not wearing any."
"I don't have any hot water. And it's not perfume. It's eau de cologne."
A male man, that'll help.
"How did people survive before search engines?"
I don't know, McGee. I often wondered that too.
Awww, he's got a lot of paper cuts. And he'll keep the box of band-aid.
It always surprise me how long his fingers are.
Tony, grow up. And he's wondering the same thing! They're mind-linked.
"How did people survive before e-mail?"
So what? What're you going to do about it? I saved your feet from a painful death, do you realise it?
They walked? I guess it was a long way, amongst a lot of angry people. Not really fun.
"How did people survive before there was pattern-recognizing sparse representation algorithms?"
Almost same question, from Abby! *OT3 tinhat*
The little frowny face!
Chevy Impala? The Winchesters?
Abby signs her name with a smiley!
Oh, nice work, McGee.
Tim enters first. I love these little signs of him not longer being the probie.
TARDIS!!!!!! Okay, Tony, when you'll finish watching cop movies with Tim, you'll have to watch Doctor Who. Only fair.
"This is like the TARDIS."
"Tard what?"
"It's a contraption that Doctor Who travels through time in… Never mind."
"Doctor Who? Who watches that? This is more like Lord of War. Nick Cage movie from a few years back. Packed with guns. "You have the gun that Rambo use?" It's a good movie."
Nice! They made their photos thing with the old way!
Pssst, Tony! Just move to your right, you'll have a better sight on the plans. Unless you're interested by something else.
Oh the old recorder. I think I have one like that somewhere.
Awww, Tony wants to stay with Tim. And avoid more dangerous work with cutting papers. You shouldn't have let him do the paperwork alone earlier.
Bwahahahaha! He's doing the remote thing too! Nice smile.
"Need any help?"
"No, I do not."
"You sure? I mean, technology's not my thing, but... maybe I could be your techno wingman."
Let's see: clicking me like I'm your personal computer, letting me alone with the paperwork, making my careful classed file fall, mocking Doctor Who…dream on.
"Do you know what that means?"
"No."
"It means that I've got it covered. So I want you to go do whatever it is that you were doing."
"What exactly are you doing, again?"
"I was hand-filing evidence custody documents from the crime scene."
"Yeah. Have fun with that."
"I hope you blow a fuse."
"Generator can't last forever. Then you'll be in the dark with the rest of us."
And Gibbs doesn’t mind! He's totally on their side. McGee is happy to know it.
"Hey, boss. I was just..."
"Just what? Rubbing it in? Because he left you with the paperwork earlier?"
"Yeah."
"You found anything?"
It looks like a Bobby's hat. Bobby, Winchester, problems with the power…YED?
"Go pick 'em up. Right off that wall."
"Uh, you sure you wouldn't want Tony or Ziva to maybe... they want to... On it."
Can't hurt to try.
One word: Amanda. You two are even now.
"Lemons?"
"Did she say lemons?"
"I hope not. Paper cut."
Tim shares the pain.
"But we can't start without the lemons."
"Lemons, check! Though I still do not understand."
"Are we making cocktails?"
"Now I'm the one flashing back to the fourth grade. Mrs. Johnson's science fair."
The lemons!! Abby will have her music.
And she'll
"You never see this crap on Columbo."
"Is it me or does this look like a squirrel?"
Applause!!
Wow! I didn't recognize her! Oh, universal key, it's kinda cool.
Let's suspect the lady.
He doesn't like 'Jim'! Palmer wants to play detective.
"The question is, who?"
"Well, I don't know, Jim. Do you have any ideas?"
"No, sorry. And, uh... It was rhetorical. The, uh... Never mind."
Someone's cheating with his lines!
"That doesn't make sense."
"Think, McToma. It's a classic cop show switcheroo. You take something at the target location and then you swap it with a, uh, bugged copy. Paxton was bugging the Internet. Can you do that?"
They all have school memories. The photocopier thing, I never saw a machine like that, but with everyone talking about the smell, and I remember us smelling every copy the teachers gave us, I'm starting to wonder.
Okay, they're totally playing the guardian.
"Enjoy your sandwich." You won't have one like that before a while.
Dan-Ozzo!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Which is something you're not. You got a buyer yet for all those zeros and ones?"
"Getting shot during the break-in to divert suspicion was a nice touch."
"Till it bit you in the ass."
"Had your blood from the crime scene."
"You should really watch your blood pressure."
"Next time you kidnap someone, keep them away from your medicine cabinet."
"Book 'em, Dan-nozzo."
"NiceHawaii Five-O reference, boss."
"Hey, McGee?"
"Red-handed?"
"Oh, they don't come much redder."
"Hi tech case, low tech ass kicking."
"Kind of ironic."
"You know, I actually kind of enjoyed being unplugged."
"Gives you time to think. Slow down."
"No e-mails to return."
"No spam."
"It's nice."
It's alive!!
Bwahahaha! Oh Gibbs.
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*is not having dirty thoughts.*
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Ok, just one thing.
*thump*
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If they're found kissing in the elevator, nobody will be surprised.
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And those grins! And Eyebrows! *FLAIL*
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"Then this'll mean nothing to you. Who loves ya, baby?" Tony! You're in public! *high-five, chicka!*
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My thoughts exactly! I was so disappointed that it was a 90's model :( THEY'RE NOT EVEN PRETTY.
Also, I approve of your OT3 tinhat.
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