It's a conspiracy...

[schtroumph_c]

When LJ is not slowing, it's my computer. I'll answer comments (or comment to entries) as soon as it'll want to work a little bit better (and yet you're posting something, you say, it's because I'm using semagic, I answer.). But I wanted to copy something I read on the French bash.org, I'm still laughing:

* Hellmer has joined
Hellmer: Hi guys
Hellmer: sumbdy speak eng?
Kalkoulette: hi, just a bit, I used to learn in High school. I don't know if I can handle a whole conversation though...
Hellmer: kool!I kan elp if u want, if u make a mist8k I kan tell ya XD!!!
Hellmer: were u from?
Kalkoulette: I am french.
Hellmer: super! Je parle un peu le francais aussi. j'ai aussi appris au lycee.
Kalkoulette: parfai, splu simple kom sa, j'kompren pa tro ton anglais lol
Hellmer: ???


The good French of Hellmer says 'Great! I speak French a little too. I also learnt in high school.'
The French netspeak of Kalkoulette says 'Perfect, easier like that, I don't really understand your English.' (or 'parfait, c'est plus simple comme ça, je comprend pas trop ton anglais'.)

Comments

[lucie-p.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I guess they'd understand each other perfectly if both only wrote in their respective non-native language.

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

The definitive proof of why it's important to use good spelling, even on the net!