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schtroumph_c) wrote2005-02-16 12:09 pm
schtroumph_c) wrote2005-02-16 12:09 pm
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Short Fic, for the lovely Marks.
Title: Gift Certificate
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schtroumph_c
Rating: Pg to R, depends of your imagination.
WOrds count: 548
First posted in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
exhilaroinsigni, for marksykins.
A big thanks you toflorahart for the beta-reading!
“I don’t like this.”
“Like all of us, but if you have an idea, O Great Potter, don’t mind us!”
“And what’s your ideas? I’m worried. In fact, I’m kinda afraid. See, I don’t like to be naked and tied to someone else. Moreover, you! *mumble* if you liked that, I wouldn’t be surprised.”
“What’s that, Potter? Don’t like to be tied? Are you sure…”
“KEEP YOUR HAND WHERE IT WAS!!”
“Oh shut up, you two. I’m trying to think. Malfoy, watch your hand. We don’t need Potter panicking.”
“Hey! Excuse me Snape, but you’d panic too if…”
*sigh* “Harry, it’s enough. It’s Professor Snape. And we’re not naked. At least, not completely, and we’re between men; what could happen? It’s not a problem for now.”
“For once, and if it’s not a sign of problems, I don’t know what is it, I agree with Potter. This piece of…thing doesn’t make us dressed. We’re nearly naked for what it’s worth.”
“I don’t know Severus, pink is your color. And this kind of, ahem, cut is flattering.”
“Okay, now I see why it’s not a problem for you Lupin. Could you please put your eyes and mind away from my body? Thanks.”
“Eugh, yes please, no more talk about Snape’s bits, or I’m gonna be sick.”
“No one asked you Weasley. I’d prefer his’ over yours. Or anyone else’s for the matter.”
*mumble * “That’s not what you thought earlier.”
“…Now I’m sick. For my sake, I’ll act like you said nothing, Harry.”
“Draco, I remind you that Severus is your teacher, and in theory the only one in this room who can leer at him is me. Not that I intend to do it.”
“Suuure Lupin. I believe it.”
*smirk * “In theory.”
“Maybe it’s better to change the subject. Neville? We didn’t hear you. Are you alright?”
“…What’s this…this thing on the wall?”
“Where? I can’t see it, where?”
“Behind you Harry. Stay calm. It looks like manacles.”
“Looks like, Weasley? It’s not the kind of thing you could confuse with a whip.”
“Wait Ron. Hmm, yes, I can see it. It is manacles. And in fact, if I’m not mistaken, there’s a whip just there! And apparently, there are other things as well. Is that make-up?”
“…You almost sound happy, Lupin.”
“…Nooo. I’m just, hmm, …”
“Well, well, Potter. Looks like the werewolf isn’t the only one. Want to be whipped?”
“No, I want you to be…I mean…”
“Harry!”
“…Could be interesting.”
“Neville!”
“Shh, I hear something.”
*The door opens, a girl enters, guiding another who has a blindfold. *
“Ahem. I searched and searched for the perfect gift, with the usual problem when you don’t know someone very well, but you want to offer something good and don’t know what to get. So I thought ‘hey, in that case, you give a gift certificate and they buy what’s they like!’. So this is my version of that.”
* She removes the blindfold, and give the other girl time to see who is in the room. *
“Tadaam!! They’re all for you! You can do what you want with them! Use them wisely. Well, not too wisely. The corsets are in this closet. Skirts are in this one. Leather stuffs are here. Have fun!”
“…Corsets?”
Author:
schtroumph_cRating: Pg to R, depends of your imagination.
WOrds count: 548
First posted in
exhilaroinsigni, for marksykins.A big thanks you to
florahart for the beta-reading!“I don’t like this.”
“Like all of us, but if you have an idea, O Great Potter, don’t mind us!”
“And what’s your ideas? I’m worried. In fact, I’m kinda afraid. See, I don’t like to be naked and tied to someone else. Moreover, you! *mumble* if you liked that, I wouldn’t be surprised.”
“What’s that, Potter? Don’t like to be tied? Are you sure…”
“KEEP YOUR HAND WHERE IT WAS!!”
“Oh shut up, you two. I’m trying to think. Malfoy, watch your hand. We don’t need Potter panicking.”
“Hey! Excuse me Snape, but you’d panic too if…”
*sigh* “Harry, it’s enough. It’s Professor Snape. And we’re not naked. At least, not completely, and we’re between men; what could happen? It’s not a problem for now.”
“For once, and if it’s not a sign of problems, I don’t know what is it, I agree with Potter. This piece of…thing doesn’t make us dressed. We’re nearly naked for what it’s worth.”
“I don’t know Severus, pink is your color. And this kind of, ahem, cut is flattering.”
“Okay, now I see why it’s not a problem for you Lupin. Could you please put your eyes and mind away from my body? Thanks.”
“Eugh, yes please, no more talk about Snape’s bits, or I’m gonna be sick.”
“No one asked you Weasley. I’d prefer his’ over yours. Or anyone else’s for the matter.”
*mumble * “That’s not what you thought earlier.”
“…Now I’m sick. For my sake, I’ll act like you said nothing, Harry.”
“Draco, I remind you that Severus is your teacher, and in theory the only one in this room who can leer at him is me. Not that I intend to do it.”
“Suuure Lupin. I believe it.”
*smirk * “In theory.”
“Maybe it’s better to change the subject. Neville? We didn’t hear you. Are you alright?”
“…What’s this…this thing on the wall?”
“Where? I can’t see it, where?”
“Behind you Harry. Stay calm. It looks like manacles.”
“Looks like, Weasley? It’s not the kind of thing you could confuse with a whip.”
“Wait Ron. Hmm, yes, I can see it. It is manacles. And in fact, if I’m not mistaken, there’s a whip just there! And apparently, there are other things as well. Is that make-up?”
“…You almost sound happy, Lupin.”
“…Nooo. I’m just, hmm, …”
“Well, well, Potter. Looks like the werewolf isn’t the only one. Want to be whipped?”
“No, I want you to be…I mean…”
“Harry!”
“…Could be interesting.”
“Neville!”
“Shh, I hear something.”
*The door opens, a girl enters, guiding another who has a blindfold. *
“Ahem. I searched and searched for the perfect gift, with the usual problem when you don’t know someone very well, but you want to offer something good and don’t know what to get. So I thought ‘hey, in that case, you give a gift certificate and they buy what’s they like!’. So this is my version of that.”
* She removes the blindfold, and give the other girl time to see who is in the room. *
“Tadaam!! They’re all for you! You can do what you want with them! Use them wisely. Well, not too wisely. The corsets are in this closet. Skirts are in this one. Leather stuffs are here. Have fun!”
“…Corsets?”