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Because I wanted to have everything neatly noted somewhere.

Because I wanted to procrastinate

Et parce que j'ai du temps à perdre.

En court/in short:

En détaillé:

Most of them are in French, those in English are simply the translation, beside the Harry Potter fics.

Pratiquement toutes sont en Français, celles en Anglais sont simplement la traduction des autres, à part les fics d'Harry Potter. Et la plupart vienne de [livejournal.com profile] frenchdrabble

Charmed )

Harry Potter )

Stargate Atlantis )

Torchwood )

Autres (Caméléon/Pretender, Lost, Buffy, Twilight,DrWho/H2G2, NCIS):

Read more... )

Picspams:

A few from Merlin.
Every Tony/Tim moments in the season 6 of NCIS.
Season 7 of NCIS, with a strong presence of Tony and McGee, in a slashy way.
Season 8 of NCIS, with the McNozzo goggles
The Tony/Tim of X-Mas was some picspam from season 3 to 6 to lead to Christmas.
Very special agents over the years: A Tony/McGee story full of gifs/animations.

McGee picspams:

Truth or Consequence.
Reunion.
Ignition.


Kensi/NCIS:LA.





website free tracking

NCIS fic!

Jul. 13th, 2009 06:40 pm
schtroumph_c: (t&t main épaule face biarustiguel)
Title: Hints
Pairing: Tony/Tim, pre-slash.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own them, sadly. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: 5 moments in time.
Words: 1794
Spoilers: Starting in season 4 with Dead and Unburied and spoilery through the season 6, but AU before Semper Fidelis.
A/N: Written for the color challenge at [livejournal.com profile] frenchdrabble. Beta from [livejournal.com profile] catwalksalone, who was very patient and very awesome, thaaaanks you!!
Also, summary and titles are hard to find.

Read more... )
schtroumph_c: (makemyday janto cowboyhd)
Guess who's going back to school? Well, sorta.

The lessons will be at home with them, and they'll help with everything, including the internship? Training course? The pratical step to go with the theorical, 12 weeks, and then, the exams as a outside candidat in two years. They even help to find a job one year after the formation.

Still no laptop (did I say it stop working?), something to do with 'can not find preload.tag'. It doesn't help that everything is noted in English and that I'm the only one who understand it in the family.

What else... yeah, one drabble night done (result in 1 Twilight/Buffy, 2 Smallville, 4 Torchwood and 1 HP), must add to the masterlist.

Also, 7 ficlets for the femslash day (with 2 Willow/Tara, 1 Willow/Faith, 1 Miss Parker/Brigitte, and 3 originals), also to add to the list.

I'm this close to finish the first draft of my novel. I want to finish it before september, editing not included. I need the deadline to fight against my superb talent at procrastination, even more when the end is near. It's generally when I gave up any projects, and I really must stop doing that.

I liked Dr Horrible thingy, but I suspect I'd like anything with the characters singing and dancing. And like many, I forgot Joss's rule about relationship in his shows.

I still have soooo much to do.
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Here it is, the master list of my [livejournal.com profile] mini_nanowrimo 07 stories.

First I wanted to simply put the links in order of the day they were written, but it's now in the order of the episode. Someone, stop me before I class them by genre, or characters, or ascending and descending number of words, please.

The episodes were chosen at random every morning, and nothing is betaed. Almost all Gen, beside some few Rodney/John and Rodney/Ronon. All PG/G. Wordcount goes from 100 to 1185. Evidently, spoilers for all the episodes they're based on.

Read more... )

And it's all. Maybe one day I'll make the rest of the episodes.
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See, I joined a french comm for drabble and fics, for the exercice. And there's the first one. And it's Charmed. Yeah. Chris POV. I liked the result and I don't know why, I tried to translate it. So there it is, so short it's not even a ficlet.

Title: Lancelot
Rating: PG
A/N: Made for the [livejournal.com profile] frenchdrabble, for the prompt ‘assembly’. Set during Season 6, nobody knows who Chris Perry is. It’s his thoughts during the nth threat/sermon from Leo and the Elders.(not betaed.)
Word: 217

English Version )


I'm putting the other version here too.
Version Française )


There will be more of them later. Maybe. I'm cheating and using one of these prompt tables for the 50, 30, and other fanfic_100, for Charmed and Atlantis, so I'll probably translate what I'll write. Sorry :)

MSTs update

Oct. 6th, 2006 12:30 am
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Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure,

I always love reading this line.

Anyways, Catferal updated her two MSTs of Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, one with the Marauders & Lily & Snape & Lucius when they were in school, and the other with the teachers (McGonagall, Hooch, Sprout, Flitwick, Moody) when they were young.

Yet Another Marauders Read Harry Potter Story
A Generation Back

I think I wake up someone when I laught at the last scene of the last episode of the first season of Weeds. She has no luck, mdr!
schtroumph_c: (John/Rodney kiss by Anna_luna)
It's done, Denial in Italian.

The names are fun, Piton for Snape, McGrannit for McGonagall, Caramell for Fudge...
schtroumph_c: (John/Rodney kiss by Anna_luna)
Nice, someone asked to translate in Italian a old HP fic of mine, Denial :).

Finally found the DVD of the pilot of Battlestar Galactica at my brother-sorta-in-law. I wanted to see it last year, but there was Bride & Prejudice in the same time, and I prefered watch a dancing Sayid and tape BSG, but it didn't work. And M6 was not decided to air it again (or even air the rest of the season).

I like the music. I'm to the moment when Baltar meet the president and I'm not really hooked. In the same time, I wasn't too interested by Numb3rs, and now I like it so...
schtroumph_c: (Supin by oppositeworld.)
[livejournal.com profile] gaeta wrote me a little snupin story, it's superb!

It's here: Lupin Helps Snape when Voldemort tortures him via the Dark Mark, around 300 words.

Go read!

Fic: Unity

Mar. 25th, 2005 03:59 pm
schtroumph_c: (Ravenclaw by Marks)
Just a little thing, very short.

Title: Unity
Genre/Rating: Gen, G
Summary: Where are the Founders’ portraits? (Takes place around 6 or 7th year).
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] florahart, thanks you!



Unity )
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CatFeral has updated Yet another Marauders read Harry Potter story!

Link to the new chapter:

Chapter 8

Some excerpts:

Harry and Ron managed to get on the wrong side of him on their very first morning.

James: Does Filch have a “right” side?

Severus: It helps if you’re decent to his cat.

Peter: I tried that – he almost made wizard-burger out of me!

Severus: Was that before or after you lot turned him green?



Then she changed her desk into a pig

Lily: Oh look, my nephew made it into Hogwarts after all!

and back again.

Severus: Evidently Dudley was messing around in class.


Ah, Yes,” he said softly, “Harry Potter. Our new – celebrity.”


Remus: (quickly, before James and Sirius can explode) Everybody line up for autographs!

Lily: You first, Sev. Come on, you know you want to!



Link to the other chapters:

http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/guests/fanfiction.html
schtroumph_c: (Sleep well Karasu_hime)
Title: Gift Certificate
Author: [livejournal.com profile] schtroumph_c
Rating: Pg to R, depends of your imagination.
WOrds count: 548
First posted in [livejournal.com profile] exhilaroinsigni, for [livejournal.com profile] marksykins.

A big thanks you to [livejournal.com profile] florahart for the beta-reading!





Read more... )

Squee!

Feb. 8th, 2005 12:33 am
schtroumph_c: (Sleep well Karasu_hime)
[livejournal.com profile] queenstrata wrote a little fic about this icon:




Icon which come from this drawing of [livejournal.com profile] karasu_hime.

Fic update

Jan. 20th, 2005 02:06 pm
schtroumph_c: (Sleep well Karasu_hime)
CatFeral updated A Generation Back (chapter 7)!

It's the Harry Potter books read and commented by Teen!Minerva, Hooch, Flitwick, Sprout, Moody.


http://minerva.huggle-wuggle.net

It's in the Story section.
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So, the fic for [livejournal.com profile] potionssnitches,


Answer to: Snowball Challenge
Title: Whoops
Author: [livejournal.com profile] schtroumph_c
Rating: G
Summary: He wanted to hit Ron, honest!
A/N: I had this image in my head since I saw the challenge, but like I can’t draw, you’ll suffer the writing.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] kateorman, thanks you so much!


http://www.livejournal.com/community/potionssnitches/7381.html#cutid1
schtroumph_c: (snape amusé (karli))
First, meme! I know you hate love them!

My livejournal is named Seer C. because in [livejournal.com profile] hp_survivor watcher's community I used the little joke "I'm a seer dear".

I'd already done a reading for Lucius by the way of [livejournal.com profile] underlucius and I kept the role of Seer. The C. is the first letter of my name, Christelle.

Plus, SeerC=Circe. Yeah, I know.

The subtitle is In French and in English cos in the beginning, when I began this LJ thing, I thought I'll always wrote in the two languages. But I stayed in English, because the majority of my flist is english-speaker. And also, I'm lazy and I don't want to rewrite the same thing twice.

My username, [livejournal.com profile] schtroumph_c has, in a way, its roots in FAP. I wanted a cool username and seached for hours. Finally, because I didn't managed to found one, I choose Still Searching...

Then, it was ff.net, and like I was stuck again, it was Still not Found.

For lj, I wanted something better. And I saw a album of Les Schtroumphs. I think in english, it's the Smurfs. And what they remplace the words with sometimes? schtroumph.

So there, schtroumph, which could mean anything, plus the C. of my name.

My friends page have Hey!J'ai des amis! which translate mean Hey! I have friends!

It's like the joke when a mobile rings and one say, ha, "I have one friend!"

And my default icon is something neutral, with the moon, that I love, and my astrological sign, Libra.

Now, something fun:

A Generation Back by CatFeral is updated with the chapter 6!

It's a MST with Hooch, Sprout, Flitwick, Moody, McGonagall, a OMC wich could be the future husband of McGonagall, when they're teens in Hogwart, and they read the HP books. It's really funny.

It's in Stories.
schtroumph_c: (snape amusé (karli))
So, [livejournal.com profile] scribbulus_ink has suggested to make our recs. But...

I had this Stargate fic which make me laugh each time, but it was two years ago. I was sure to have it somewhere, but I can't find it, someone know it?

It was nearly completly in dialogue, a humor fic. SG-1 go in a box that Teal'c called a coffin, they stay in for many hours. They sang, every one of the base listened them without free them, they talk how Hammond has something when he's furious, in the end, when they found how go out of the box, the people outside run in circle to know how to hide and Hammond show the door. Someone need to pee, there is a rabbit implied.

It was very fun, does someone know it?

In a hot way, it's not a fic per se, but this thread in the [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky is hot enough. Rémus and Snape gets dressed up like Gomez and Morticia Adams for Halloween, and Remus love Snape's costume.


I don't have a long fic, because, I don't have time for long fic, or only in WIP...

In fact, I have one, a severitus fic, well written, ligh slash between Remus/Snape, no pairing important, and complete.

Blood Magic by [livejournal.com profile] gatewaygirl. 83 chapters.

You don't mind WIPs?

Yet Another Marauders Read Harry Potter Story by Catferal.

Yep, it's a MST, 7 chapters for now. Plus the usual WMPP read HP, it have Lucius and Severus.

By the same author, A Generation Back, also a MST, but in this one, it's an OMC, McGonagall, Flitwick, Hooch, Sprout, Moody, all teens who read HP. But the site looks funky for now, I only can access the second and fourth chapter. Each file is .doc format and open in a new window.

I realize I mostly recced humor fics, hope you don't mind. After all, there not porn only in the life.

EDIT: forget what I said, I never seen so much posts in [livejournal.com profile] yaoi_daily in one day! And yeah, it's a good thing.

Good reading!
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Here it is.

Denial.

Rating/Genre: PG, Gen

Warning: Not really. Take place in GOF, the night following the Third Task.

Summary: He didn’t care about him anyway.

Note: It was a bunny. Usually, I give my bunny, but no one took them. Like I really wanted to see this one ‘alive’, I wrote it myself. Like I’m not a good writer, the result is not so good. But my bunny is out, so nah!

EDIT: This new version is betaed by [livejournal.com profile] angeline_dark. Thanks you!!!



Denial )




So, what do you think? Don't be afraid to be harsh, I can take CC.

PS: Someone else begin to go crazy in [livejournal.com profile] the_leaky ?

Aaargh!

Aug. 12th, 2004 08:19 pm
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Fandom, what did you do to me?

I read Pif et Hercule and I see slash! I watch Cat's Eyes and I see incest! And the orgies in Papa Schulsh/Hogan's heroes/Stalag 13!

I see porn everywhere! You know what...I'll search later.

EDIT :I'm kinda calmer. Only found this for Hogan's Heroes:

http://www.nightroadsassoc.com/klink.htm

A taste of schnapps (Hogan/Klink, with implied Klink/ The big General non-con) by Debra Fran Baker. R to be sure.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1807646/1/
Whispers and Shouts (Hogan/Lebeau) by Fallen Hawk

And only one Mary Sue.

Funny Rec

May. 6th, 2004 01:50 pm
schtroumph_c: (Humping by ravenbrenna)
A type of fics that I love in HP fandom, is the MSTs, when HP's characters read the books and comment. Usually it's the Marauders and Lily. Often it's not really fun, and it's never finish.

That are two of my favs MST (with Queenstrata's), by Cat Feral (cat.feral@sbcglobal.net). Both was recently updated and the 'readers' are more original.

The first is with the Marauders, Lily + Snape and Lucius:

Yet Another Marauders Read Harry Potter Story

6 chapters done, some quotes:

Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally, he said slowly, “So, I’ll have thirty…thirty…”

Severus: You know, Lucius, it's a pity Crabbe and Goyle aren't here, they don't often get to feel smarter than someone else.


Dudley quickly found the largest snake in the place.

Sirius: What were you doing there, Malfoy?

Lucius: Waiting for you, Black


He was starting to attract a lot of funny looks, because of Hedwig. He’d have to ask someone.

Lily: (Gasp) A boy asking for directions! That’s not just magic, that’s a miracle!

Remus: I’ve asked for directions a few times.

Lily: Marry me!



Peter: Why would anyone be stupid on purpose?

Severus: Not everyone has your natural talent, Pettigrew. Some people really have to work at it.

Peter: Really? Thanks… hey, wait a minute!


“Oy, Fred! C’mere and help!”

Remus: I’m not Fred, you’re Fred!

Sirius: Sorry, George.

Remus: Honestly man, you call yourself my brother!


And this one is with Hooch, Sprouts, Flitwick, Moody, McGonagall and an OMC, all when they were students.

A Generation Back, 5 chapters for now. Some quotes:

And come back and find the house in ruins?” she snarled

Robert: Hey, that wasn’t Harry’s fault! That was that Moldy-Wart person!

It wasn't bad, either, Harry thought, licking it as they watched a gorilla scratching its head who looked remarkably like Dudley, except that it wasn't blond.

Filius: Now that’s unkind!
Xiomara: Well you can’t really blame him…
Filius: Gorillas are noble, intelligent beasts!


Where was I?” said Hagrid,

Xiomara: A shack on an island in the middle of the sea. Try to keep track of these things.



All anyone knows is, he turned up in the village where you was all living, on Halloween ten years ago.

Salvia: And we all know the rule about that; If someone comes to your door on Halloween dressed as the latest Dark Menace, do NOT say “Oh what a cute costume!” and give them a piece of candy!


“Don’t worry about that,” said Hagrid, standing and scratching his head.

Xiomara: …being careful not to disturb the indigenes wildlife


“Good Lord,” said the bartender, peering at Harry, “is this – can this be –?”

Robert: James and Lily’s son! I want a word with you about the tab your parents ran up just before they died!


Go read them, it's hilarious!

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