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schtroumph_c) wrote2004-05-06 01:50 pm
schtroumph_c) wrote2004-05-06 01:50 pm
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Funny Rec
A type of fics that I love in HP fandom, is the MSTs, when HP's characters read the books and comment. Usually it's the Marauders and Lily. Often it's not really fun, and it's never finish.
That are two of my favs MST (with Queenstrata's), by Cat Feral (cat.feral@sbcglobal.net). Both was recently updated and the 'readers' are more original.
The first is with the Marauders, Lily + Snape and Lucius:
Yet Another Marauders Read Harry Potter Story
6 chapters done, some quotes:
Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally, he said slowly, “So, I’ll have thirty…thirty…”
Severus: You know, Lucius, it's a pity Crabbe and Goyle aren't here, they don't often get to feel smarter than someone else.
Dudley quickly found the largest snake in the place.
Sirius: What were you doing there, Malfoy?
Lucius: Waiting for you, Black
He was starting to attract a lot of funny looks, because of Hedwig. He’d have to ask someone.
Lily: (Gasp) A boy asking for directions! That’s not just magic, that’s a miracle!
Remus: I’ve asked for directions a few times.
Lily: Marry me!
Peter: Why would anyone be stupid on purpose?
Severus: Not everyone has your natural talent, Pettigrew. Some people really have to work at it.
Peter: Really? Thanks… hey, wait a minute!
“Oy, Fred! C’mere and help!”
Remus: I’m not Fred, you’re Fred!
Sirius: Sorry, George.
Remus: Honestly man, you call yourself my brother!
And this one is with Hooch, Sprouts, Flitwick, Moody, McGonagall and an OMC, all when they were students.
A Generation Back, 5 chapters for now. Some quotes:
And come back and find the house in ruins?” she snarled
Robert: Hey, that wasn’t Harry’s fault! That was that Moldy-Wart person!
It wasn't bad, either, Harry thought, licking it as they watched a gorilla scratching its head who looked remarkably like Dudley, except that it wasn't blond.
Filius: Now that’s unkind!
Xiomara: Well you can’t really blame him…
Filius: Gorillas are noble, intelligent beasts!
Where was I?” said Hagrid,
Xiomara: A shack on an island in the middle of the sea. Try to keep track of these things.
All anyone knows is, he turned up in the village where you was all living, on Halloween ten years ago.
Salvia: And we all know the rule about that; If someone comes to your door on Halloween dressed as the latest Dark Menace, do NOT say “Oh what a cute costume!” and give them a piece of candy!
“Don’t worry about that,” said Hagrid, standing and scratching his head.
Xiomara: …being careful not to disturb the indigenes wildlife
“Good Lord,” said the bartender, peering at Harry, “is this – can this be –?”
Robert: James and Lily’s son! I want a word with you about the tab your parents ran up just before they died!
Go read them, it's hilarious!
That are two of my favs MST (with Queenstrata's), by Cat Feral (cat.feral@sbcglobal.net). Both was recently updated and the 'readers' are more original.
The first is with the Marauders, Lily + Snape and Lucius:
Yet Another Marauders Read Harry Potter Story
6 chapters done, some quotes:
Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally, he said slowly, “So, I’ll have thirty…thirty…”
Severus: You know, Lucius, it's a pity Crabbe and Goyle aren't here, they don't often get to feel smarter than someone else.
Dudley quickly found the largest snake in the place.
Sirius: What were you doing there, Malfoy?
Lucius: Waiting for you, Black
He was starting to attract a lot of funny looks, because of Hedwig. He’d have to ask someone.
Lily: (Gasp) A boy asking for directions! That’s not just magic, that’s a miracle!
Remus: I’ve asked for directions a few times.
Lily: Marry me!
Peter: Why would anyone be stupid on purpose?
Severus: Not everyone has your natural talent, Pettigrew. Some people really have to work at it.
Peter: Really? Thanks… hey, wait a minute!
“Oy, Fred! C’mere and help!”
Remus: I’m not Fred, you’re Fred!
Sirius: Sorry, George.
Remus: Honestly man, you call yourself my brother!
And this one is with Hooch, Sprouts, Flitwick, Moody, McGonagall and an OMC, all when they were students.
A Generation Back, 5 chapters for now. Some quotes:
And come back and find the house in ruins?” she snarled
Robert: Hey, that wasn’t Harry’s fault! That was that Moldy-Wart person!
It wasn't bad, either, Harry thought, licking it as they watched a gorilla scratching its head who looked remarkably like Dudley, except that it wasn't blond.
Filius: Now that’s unkind!
Xiomara: Well you can’t really blame him…
Filius: Gorillas are noble, intelligent beasts!
Where was I?” said Hagrid,
Xiomara: A shack on an island in the middle of the sea. Try to keep track of these things.
All anyone knows is, he turned up in the village where you was all living, on Halloween ten years ago.
Salvia: And we all know the rule about that; If someone comes to your door on Halloween dressed as the latest Dark Menace, do NOT say “Oh what a cute costume!” and give them a piece of candy!
“Don’t worry about that,” said Hagrid, standing and scratching his head.
Xiomara: …being careful not to disturb the indigenes wildlife
“Good Lord,” said the bartender, peering at Harry, “is this – can this be –?”
Robert: James and Lily’s son! I want a word with you about the tab your parents ran up just before they died!
Go read them, it's hilarious!