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schtroumph_c ([personal profile] schtroumph_c) wrote2007-09-19 12:06 am

Re nuit drabble résults.

And here we go, the translation of the thing of two days ago. Not betaed, sorry.

Charmed

Prompt: Sauce
Title: Alert!
Rating: G
Summary: A problem every child faced.
Characters: Wyatt and Chris
Disclaimer: Not mine.

« It was in a precarious balance. »
« Impossible. It was on the middle of the table.»
« It was the dog. »
« We don’t have one. »
« The cat? »
« Neither. »
« Remind to ask mum for a pet. We need a scapegoat.»
« Demons! »
« …who attacked the sauce? »
« Golden fishes? Oh come on, don’t look at me like that, it was just a joke. »
« We’re going to be blown up, it’s not amusing. »
« We could still confess. We should never have played tk-ball inside.»
« True. T’was funny, though. »
« Yeah. Well, good luck ! »

Dumbstruck, Wyatt could only watch the last blue orbs of his brother, mere seconds before their parents came home from shopping. Crossing fingers, he used his telekinesis to throw the pumpkin at the wall and run to his parents.

« Eh, mum! There was a demon! I vanquish him easily, but about your meal…»

Prompt: Angel
Title: Guardian Angel
Rating: G
Characters: Prue and her family.
Summary: She’s here.
A/N: Easy, this prompt, angels are not lacking in this family.
Disclaimer: Still not mine.

She wanted to save Piper, she paid the price. It was really frustrating to not be allowed to talk to her sisters, only able to turn pages. Officially, she had two nephews and one niece before she could be with them.
Unofficially, Prue pushed Paige to go to her funeral, whispered to Piper that Phoebe could still be saved, was the tree in the middle of the forest at Wyatt’s Wiccaning, went in Phoebe’s dreams to tell her how proud she was of her success.
She kept an eye on the strange young man from the future when Leo couldn’t, and was the first one to understand. She tried to console him when his fiancée died, to encourage him when he lost hope, and she stayed near him at his death, sacrificed to save his brother like her before him. She went with him toward the Angel of the Death, promised him they’ll see each other soon.
She tried to push back Leo’s fears, reassured him in his new life. She found a way to share her power of astral projection and breathed the liberty won by her sisters. She applauded her father when he faced the Elders who wanted to take his family from him, happy to see the perfect grand-father he was, only slightly sad to not experiment it with her own children.
She cried with Piper when they take her husband, liked immediately the acceptance of Henry to be in a world of magic, gave her strength for the last fight, there in the strange family’s reunion, even if they don’t know it.
She laughs with them at their greatest victory, at the return of Leo, at the marriage of Phoebe.
She’s always there, watching over them.

Stargate Atlantis

Prompt: Sauce
Title: Bataille
Rating: G
Characters : Team Sheppard
Summary: O’Neill liked the stories from Atlantis. It gave him ideas.
Disclaimer: Not mine either.

Nobody dares to make a noise. Rodney lowered his head, looking his plate, his instinct of survival in force maximal. He can do badly with social rules, that was true, but sometimes, he knows the exact and prudent attitude to adopt. Maybe Ronon doubted of that, because he put a hand on his thigh and squeezed slightly like to give him a warning.
He dared a fast look, and saw that like him, Ronon watched elsewhere, his eyes shining. Even he was worried. If that wasn’t enough to scare Rodney, nothing could.
He heard a snort in front of him and his heart stopped. Tried to hide a grimace, Ronon reacted to the sound by squeezing harder. The noise didn’t stop and Rodney closed his eyes. Of course. Sheppard.
He tried to change the snort into a cough, but it was too late, Teyla was already giving him her death stare. Sheppard gave up all pretence and burst of laughing, before falling of his chair when he tried to flee from Teyla, the cup in her hand, with the rest of the liquid not spilled on the shirt of the young woman. Rodney and Ronon shared one look, which had the unfortunate effect to set them off and therefore condemned them. This time, it took only two minutes before it becomes a full scale food fight.

Prompt: Nylon
Title: La plus belle pour aller danser.
Rating: G
Characters: Team pretty Sheppard.
Summary: Teyla = Lucky. (That was badly done in French, and it's possible that it's not better now.)
Disclaimer: Seriously, not mine.

Teyla is adult young woman, the leader of her people. Well, she was the leader once upon a time, but anyways, it means she's mature and, well, grow-up. As funny as it was sometimes, there was always some moments when her friends reminded her Jinto and his friends, and she always took care to not play the same game, act her age, and not like a kid.
But tonight, that was tempting. There is a party, and everyone in the city made a point to be at their most attractive. John, Ronon and Rodney were not an exception, and they still didn't see how many women were watching them. Her, she simply wanted to mix Earthling and Athosian. Elizabeth was the one to insist she wore the stockings, and she didn't regret it. She really tried to not look smug, she knows how much it irritates when Rodney does it. But when her team-members only pay attention to her, for one dance, one drink, anything she wants... And when some women glare at her, she wants to grin and says "yep, they're all mine.". It's not really being childish if she doesn't stick out the tongue, is it?

Prompt: I wanna have your babies of Natasha Bedingfield
Title: His.
Rating: G
Characters: Rodney/Team
Summary: Nobody can blame him.
A/N: Again one I have some problem with, but less than 'La plus belle'. I wanted to make one for each of them in the same style (OT4, wheee !), but I didn't have the time. Maybe a next time. Also, just in case, spoiler for The Lost Boys/The Hive. And I used the lyrics more than the title.
Disclaimer: Propriety of someone else who's not me.

Nobody can blame Rodney for having a crush on them. He's constantly surrounded by hotness, after all. Teyla has a body to die for, a beautiful mind, and a patience he envied. She was the only person he never provoked. Ronon is the incarnation of sex-appeal, all in muscle and leather, lethal for anyone threatening his family, and suddenly adorable when he smiled. It was impossible to think someone could hurt him when Ronon protected him. And John, every smile he couldn’t stop to give back, a dorky mind in a strong body, their shared humour, the same love for the big toys which go boom, all the things he does just because John asks. He couldn’t remember a case when he said no, and stayed on his position.
Coudn't forget the way his heart stopped when he saw the dot on the screen flying toward the hive ship. Neither the joy when he understood that the dart was John and the others, alive, safe. Nor the pain when the ships exploded, taking with them his team, the two versions. The difficulty to breathe when Lorne brought him back gently to the infirmary. The inability to understand, to accept. He fought to find them in time, to save them, only to watch them die. It's normal to suffer when you lose half of your friends in one blow. It's less normal wanting to kiss them and more, when finding them alive. But really, who can blame him?

Prompt: Foot.
Title: Like hams.
Rating: PG
Characters: Team Sheppard
Summary: In the end, a normal day. It's when everything's calm that they worry.
Disclaimer: So not mine it's probably better like that.

« I hate you. »
« Rodney. »
« I hate you too. »
« Ronon! »
« What? It's true. »
« Exactly. You want us to believe you're not furious? »
« He did nothing, and anyways, it doesn't deserve this kind of word! »
« Forget it, Teyla, I hate myself, at this point. »
« Well, you can! »
« Rodney ! »
« What?! If he could stop flirting with everything with breasts, that would not happened.»
« Eh! I didn't flirt with anybody! I hate myself for not having seen an evident trap, that's all! »
« You didn't?! You're doing it all the time, with this stupid smile! »
« It's called being pleasant with someone, something you should learn. »
« I can still recognise seduction when I see it.»
« Well you should revise your notes, because you're completely wrong. Everybody else know I'm just polite, you're the only one to refuse to believe it.»
« And the father of Barbie.»
« Thanks you, Ronon. »
« So, Rodney, when I'm smiling to you, do you think I'm hitting on you? »
« Ronon, punch him for me, please.»
« Ow ! Eh ! I'm giving the orders here, not him!»
« Really sorry, but with the blood going to my head, I'm a little slow to understand. »
« Okay, now, you all are going to SHUT UP! Help is coming, so we all going to stay calm and silent while waiting.»
« … »
« Lorne will laugh again at us. »
« Your. Fault. »
« Rodney… »
« I'm sorry, Teyla, but do you know how long someone can stay upside down before it's harmful? »
«Still more that the time I need to make you silent from here.»
« … »
« By the way Ronon, how do you know Barbies? »

Lost

Prompt: Camera
Title: When it's too much…
Rating: Probably PG
Characters: Locke and some companions.
A/N: I like Lost. But sometimes… Spoilers until the end of season 3 with a complete denial of some canon point just to make the story work.
Disclaimer: Propriety of Dharma.

The crash, the polar bears, Clair's kidnapping, Steve's murder (or was it Scott?), the attack of the Others, Boone's death, Walt's kidnapping, a secret trapdoor, a bunker, Michael's betrayal, the attack of the Others, the abduction of James, Jack and Kate, the attack of the Others, a black cloud which kills if it wants to (I bet coffee is a factor), a submarine, an invisible Big Boss, visions, miracle healing, very old experiences, cameras everywhere, a second island, the attack of the Others (do they have nothing else to do? A book club, did they think of that? Ah, Juliet says yes.), videos, magnetic bombs, food falling from the sky, grating flash-backs (when it's not flash-forwards) and so many other strange things Locke had to deal with since he woke up on the island. But this time, the answer was almost in their hands. With the help of Walt (come-back n°3) and Hurley, they managed to open the old rusted door. A long tunnel was before them, but no one hesitated. John could feel in his heart that the island was finally going to give them its secrets, he was certain of it. Light appeared after two hours and Jack let go one or two tears, and all rushed outside. The glare of the light blinded them, John's heart beat so strongly it sounded like applause…Wait.

"And a big round of applause for Team Locke! Congratulation, John! And that's mean that sadly, Team Claire must go through the elimination. If you want to see Claire stay on the Island, dial 2342 and choose One. If you want to keep Sun, choose Two! For Scott, or Steve , I don't remember, choose Three! And finally, for Karl, choose Four! At your phone!"
"So, mister Locke, your impressions? Funnier than a safari, don't you think?"
" … "
"Smile for the camera, please."
" … "
"Yes, very nice knife, it's a fan-favorite the way you throw the first one on the se…Mister Locke? You're on TV, you can't…No, mist…Security! Guard! Where's my bodygua…Hugo! Let go my bodyguard right aaaaargh!! That's my leg, Kate, let go my leg! What the hell? Where does this kid found a bazooka?!? Someone! Hel…"

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