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schtroumph_c ([personal profile] schtroumph_c) wrote2010-02-21 11:16 pm

NCIS Picspam review, 7x15 Jack-Knife

It's like if someone heard the cries of "Dare you to be cuter, McGee!" and answered. Also, Gibbs/Fornell BFF 4EVER!!!

It's okay Mr Recapper, we already remember Damon from Outlaw & In-laws.

Awww McGee! He just wants to help!

Gibbs has a fish?

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"Look at that. You got rid of the piles of magazines. Looks nice. Homey. Not "homie" as, in, you know, "you're my homie" I meant the place. I'm gonna check your, uh, fridge for some food."
"I just asked you to drive me, McGee."
"Always happy to drive you, boss. There's nothing in here but fish food. Well, you know what I could do? I could, uh, feed the fish, and if you get hungry, you could eat the fish. Sorry. It's a bad joke."

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Bwahahaha! 'Oh oh, he's taking the gun, I better leave.'

"Uh, you need help with your shoes, or...All right."

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So he did add the lock.

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Why did Gibbs wait until McGee was out?

…Are we ignoring Outlaw and In-laws?

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Bwhahaha! Oh McGee's look at the simple idea! Oh don't worry, Tony is not cheating on you.

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Why is he tired? He's not sick, is he?

"Need some sleep yourself, do you, McGee?"
"Uh, no."
"You got bags under your eyes."
"It's a look that I'm going for."

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Fornell! Oh the beard!

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So nice of Gibbs to give him the coffee before delivering the bad news.

"What happened to your face?"
"What happened to your arm?"
"The job."
"Same."
"Office said you just got home a few hours ago."
"Rico case. Couple of mob hits. Deep cover. No sugar? Try not to look so chipper. *drink coffee* All right, go."
"I'm taking your crime scene."
"Let me hop in the shower."
"Tobias. Nice slippers."

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"It's kind of like being in a cave with a hibernating bear, you know? Makes me nervous."

Gibbs or Damon?

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Oh sweetie. He's really tired. And the brain with no off button is canon.

"My brain. Once I'm awoken, just keeps going. Starts spinning. Can't stop it."
"Mm-hmm. That would get irritating."
"Yeah. I wish my brain had an on/off switch, you know?"

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Hahaha! They didn't wake him up! They both entered the car silently and just waited for him to wake up. I bet they were giggling too. Internally, but still. Giggling.

"Any time, Alice."

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"All right. Let's go process the scene. You're already doing it, aren't you?"

A massaging chair? Tony, listen Ducky, and it's not an insult to your age.

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Tony doesn't like the word knot. The plans for tying the knot with McGee are going wrong? On the other side, McGee is spending a lot of time with Gibbs instead of him, maybe Tony's starting to have doubt. Or he thinks McGee is having doubts.

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And Ducky avoids to use it!

"So, I would give you odds that he did not...It would have been quick."

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Oh I love Fornell and Gibbs together. They're hilarious. And BFFs.

"I gave him a medal. I had one just lying around."
"You know, it's not like he's wearing your pin. You're not going steady with the guy."

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Ducky's story is a parallel between Gibbs/Damon and Gibbs/McGee.

Oh wow, they couldn't be more married couple.

"Oh, east, west, the mutual saving of a life is a powerful bond. As evidenced by the two of you."
"Is that why we're friends?"
"It's more like shared misery."
"God knows you've got enough to go around."
"Hey, I'm a happy guy."
"Since when?"
"You don't know what I've been doing."
"I haven't seen you in months."
"Well, whose fault is that?"
"You only call when you need something."
"Well, apparently when I need grief."

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"I've found severe fractures of the first, second, and third metacarpals."
"Recently?"
"I just found them."

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Tony and Ziva have nothing better to do than watching Tim sleeping. Ziva's cute, chewing her nail. And there is a little lullaby music every time they show Tim sleeping.

McGee is so suspicious, with good reason :D And his hair are really fluffy today!

"I'm awake."
"We didn't say anything, McGee."
"But you did something, didn't you? What'd you do? Did you try and put my hand in this water?"
"That's a little juvenile."
"You drew on my face, didn't you? You drew on my face."

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Also, again, eyes are locked. Tim always comes back to Tony, who simply doesn't move his stare.

"No. I suggested stripping you naked, putting a tag on your toe and dragging you down to autopsy so when you woke up you'd think you were dead. But Ziva thought it was in poor taste."
"Well, thank you, Ziva."

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*splutters* Tony! And you're amongst the persons, aren't you? Maybe it's a warning: 'You're spending too much time away from me, I'm starting to forget how you look.' Seriously, his face! His tone!

"I did not agree. I think there are a lot of people who'd like to see you naked."

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*snort* His eyebrows go up before his head.

"Anything in Heatherton's apartment?"
"Nothing out of the ordinary, Sleeping Beauty."

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Sleeping beauty!

Look how Tony is leaning toward Tim until the eyes-locked moment is broken and they're back at work! And Ziva almost looks blonde.

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Please, like if you would have told him anyway if Ziva did something. Don't be jealous, it's temporary, you'll get him back.

"So, who's this confidential witness that's got Gibbs so gung-ho about taking this guy down?"
"Confidential."
"Oh, I see. Well, in that case, I'm not gonna tell you what Ziva did to you while you were napping."
"Please, Ziva didn't do anything to me."
"Whatever you say, McGee."

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Excessive happy 'we got nothing!' I love Tony.

"We got nothing."
"I don't like the sound of that."
"Oh...We got nothing!"

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I can perfectly picture Tony making funny faces behind his back.

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Nice of Abby, keeping the earphones to let McGee sleep. He's using Bert as a pillow! Okay, nevermind the nice. Yeah, I would have done the same thing :)

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Rude to push!

"Remember when you went to Africa?"
"Uh, yeah, it left an impression."

"Abby, I don't have sleeping sickness. I'm just exhausted. I had no idea how hard Gibbs works. I mean, keeping up with his schedule's gonna kill me."
"McGee, you can't do that, okay? He's been practicing this for, like, years."
"Abby, I owe him."
"For saving your life? That's part of his job description."
"He pushed me out of the way of a speeding car."
"Pushing people is really rude, McGee."
"Seriously. He's up at the crack of dawn, if he goes to bed at all. What exactly is running through that guy's veins?"
"Coffee, McGee."
"Right, boss."
"No, get me some."
"On it, boss."

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Allow me a paranoiac moment: It's three comments/jokes (+ Ducky's 'if you're head is cut of your body') close to each other about McGee's death. They did it for Kate, and I'm a little scared this new place of McGee in the front is what they did to Dom on his last episode in NCIS:LA.

I'm waiting for more comments of this type before panicking. Keep in mind that my last paranoiac moment never happened.

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And Gibbs is having fun with McGee working for him.

"Is there anything else you need?"
"If there is, McGee'll do it."

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"Probie?"
"Yeah, I'm in the process of becoming a sworn NCIS agent."
"Thought you had to be an American citizen to join a federal agency."
"I'm also in the process of becoming an American citizen."
"I thought you had to be a legal resident for, you know..."

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"Don't confuse the girl. It's taken a lot of marionetting to get her this far."
"And who's the puppet master?"

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Pssst, McGee! Someone is watching you!

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I…I don't know how I managed to catch the same expressions. I don't even know they were there.

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Tony is worried for McGee's health, with the too much caffeine and sugar. By the way, after reading the other reviews, I'm happy to found my mind wasn't the only one to go in the gutter at double-fisting.

"Got the telescopic mic up. Check it out. Pretty cool."
"Nothing yet."
"A lot of big, heavy walls in there. I gave them the blueprints. I'm sure they'll find a sweet spot."
"That's a lot of Joe you got. Double-fisting it, huh? I'd be careful with that much caffeine, uh... That is sugar. That's a lot of sugar."

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"What's pretty boy mumbling about now?"
"Wow, can you hold a grudge."
"He broke my nose."
"He dislocated my shoulder, okay?"
"Well, you have another shoulder. I only have one nose and it's on my face. I mean, it's on my face, McGee!"
"Look, it was two years ago. Just drop it."
"That would be fine, but he keeps coming back. Gibbs should tell him to just... be on his way. Go live his own life."
"Actually, Ducky thinks that Gibbs feels a connection to Werth since we saved him."

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"Two schools of thought on the lifesaving/ responsibility issue: You got Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves versus the World's Greatest Athlete."
"I saw that one. The blonde white guy with the African tribe."
"It's the young Jan-Michael Vincent. Loved him on Airwolf. Stringfellow Hawke... that may be the best character name ever."
"The tribe believed that the lifesaver had to take care of the savee."
"Versus prince of thieves where Costner saved Morgan Freeman's life, so Azeem follows Robin Hood all around trying to save his life to relieve the debt."

(So McGee is Morgan Freeman and Gibbs is Costner?)

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"Well, Werth served his country. I don't know what it is exactly we owe him, but we do owe him something."
"Do me a favor. Pace yourself with that stuff."

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Bwhahahaha! Gibbs and the sling! Did he lend clothes to Fornell?

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"This really is a big deal for you, isn't it, letting me drive your car?"
"Yeah, whatever. You already slept with my wife.".

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"What's in the truck?"
"What's in the truck?"
"What's in the truck?"

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"Melons?"
"Did she say "melons"?"
"Melons in the truck."
"Melons... "
"What are in these melons?"

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I get a third of this lingo.

"All right, she's a triple-digit ride. Big ol' pumpkins in there, but don't get tempted. If we gotta get on the big slab, you stay to the granny Lane and you keep it under the double nickel even while you're running deadhead. And bird-dog on the dash, so you don't get shot in the back by bears."
"You got it?"
"10-4."

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"Um, what language was that?"
"He says she's fast, but not to push her even when we're driving empty, and to, uh, watch out for cops."
"So the truck is a she?"

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Hamster named Ferrari. Not Zeus or Apollo?

F U! Tony's face! And if McGee is not going to take care of himself correctly, Tony will. And interestingly, they put the lullaby music when Tony took the coffee away.

"Hey, will you stop tapping your fingers?!"
"I'm not just tapping my fingers, I'm watching his taillights; it's Morse code. F-U...! E-L. Fuel. Tony, they're stopping for fuel!"

(His eyes!!! Can't stop laughing!)

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"Yeah, you're done with the coffee."
"Well, it's empty anyway. Listen, can we stop at the gas station, too? I need a refill."
"Well, we're the invisible tail car, not the visible one. Your teeth are chattering."

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Oh dear God, he even drives like Gibbs.

I think I could watch 45 minutes of just Fornell and Gibbs.

"I'm getting a slim jim!"
"I don't want a slim jim!"
"I wasn't askin' ya!"

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McGee's so proud of himself for knowing that.

"Roger that. 10-2, you are loud and proud. Come back."
"Are you okay, McGee?"
"Yeah, I'm good. Tony's driving, I've been studying up on the lingo."

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Tony, that's mean. He feels he has a debt, that's all!

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So, we do remember Outlaws & In-laws.

McGee is going to be worse than Abby on CaffPow!

"Slow down. Slow down!"
"What?!"
"Not you. McGee."
"Right."

Hee. "Going to lose you" *close the phone.*

"You'll have to forgive an idle man his reckless indulgence."
"Sure... speed limits, they're really just suggestions."

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I know what they're going to do.

"Get this... their cars are in the back of the truck. What kind of cars are worth killing for?"
"I can think of a few."
"Szwed was driving a Maybach."
"Are you kidding me? It's worth like a quarter of a million."
"And Devoisier... a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda convertible."
"Barracuda. Gibbs would like that. Hemi?"

Extra fun when Tony said Barracuda for me. I don't think every Frenchies would think the same thing, but I know some still do the mental singing of Barracuda from Alexandrie Alexandra by Claude François when they hear the word. I do, anyway.

Ba.Ra.Cu.Da! Je boirais tout le Nil si tu me retiens pas, Alexandrie…

Seriously, watch it, if only for the choreography.



Ohoh.

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"And you people think I'm crazy."

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I knew it!

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"Boys and their cars. I'm a hot-rod girl myself. So, uh, how much does something like this go for, anyway?"
"I paid $1.2 million."
"What?! Are you stupid?"

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Heeee, Abby is so happy to torture the guy by touching the car.

"You want to bet I find traces of blood and hair when I start taking this whole thing apart piece by piece?"

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Awww, McGee. Who will get him home and in a bed?

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Ziva/Damon, please.

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And Tony is being nice with him now. He also ship Ziva/Damon. He just wants to be sure Damon's safe first.

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[identity profile] sara-f-black.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwwww Ziva/Damon!!!!!!!!!! It's my third favorite ship for Ziva (after Tiva and Zibbs).

And YES, the naked quote was sooooooooooo McTony!!!!!!! I think about it everytime I watch it!!! And McGee hyper with caffeine was awesome!!

Gibbs and Fornell, I missed them so much!!!!!!!

Great picspam!!!! :D :D :D

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks you!

Now, imagine McGee and Abby hyper with caffeine in the same time!

[identity profile] sara-f-black.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!! I'd pay for watch that!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] madelynnm.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And Tony is being nice with him now. He also ship Ziva/Damon. He just wants to be sure Damon's safe first.

YES!!!!

[identity profile] beautybecks.livejournal.com 2010-02-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
awesome recap, loved it! Why is Gibbs so gay? I mean, seriously, is there a male character he can't be paired with? I would so watch the Gibbs/Fornell show, or the Gibbs/McGee show.

I think you make a good point about Tony. I really think writers are making a mistake when they try to pair him with Ziva but he does love her platonically and he'll want her to be happy, I think he'd ship Ziva/Damon whole-heartedly, once he's sure Damon won't be eaten alive. We all know Tony is afraid of a little pussy...cat.

*hugs McGee*

[identity profile] madelynnm.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I am not into slash by any means at all, it's really not my thing, especially in NCIS for some reason but Gibbs and Fornell? That would be awesome if it were cannon. But only if they're exactly the same assholes they are now. My favorite bastards (besides the Inglorious ones :P)

They're kind of like the odd couple.

[identity profile] jack-infinitude.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I heartily approve of a potential Gibbs/McGee show.

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Even Ziva looks and sounds more happy with Damon. Not to say she's unhappy with Tony, but they always have some tension. Can't be good in the long run.

[identity profile] gritsinmisery.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant caps are brilliant, as always! This ep made me so happy in so many ways I lost count. I spent the whole hour making high-pitched "eeeee!" noises with my daughter. When we weren't fist-bumping each other.

Psst -- R.I.C.O. case (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act)

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks you!

[identity profile] waystar.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I *LOVE*LOVE*LOVE* these picspam reviews!

You always catch the awesome Tim/Tony glances. Yay!

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks you! MW and SM really help a lot. I wonder how much is scripted :)

[identity profile] jack-infinitude.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
This episode was very much WIN. (Could Fornell and Gibbs be anymore married? For srs.) Love all the little looks and moments that you capture, as usual. Awww.

(Timmyyyy!!)
Edited 2010-02-22 07:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks you! Timmy is more and more love. I'm afraid he's going to break the universe or something if he keep doing it.

[identity profile] strongwriter.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
This is ridiculously cute. I mean gahhh <3 Tony is so worried for his Probie :3

I love Tim's face when he's looking through the binoculars. I laughed so hard. XDD

"Slow down, Slow down!"
YES.

I need to watch this episode. I also need to stop being a sideline shipper and actually WATCH the show.

AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR SHARING <3

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
McGee is hilarious in this episode. Yes, you need to watch it, if only for McGee, Fornell and Gibbs :D
catwalksalone: happy grey cat surrounded by flowers (ncis tim OH!)

[personal profile] catwalksalone 2010-02-22 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I went through this whole picspam with a :DDDDDDDD face because OMG, MCGEE! BE CUTER. No, wait. IMPOSSIBLE. He looks so young and adorable and I want to squish him so hard (and do other, much less wholesome, things to him) I make heart eyes in his general direction.

And the Gibbs-Fornell show was AWESOME. I would watch that.

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
McGee is so lovely lately, Tony can't even control himself anymore. Maybe Palmer gave him some tips on how and where to have some privacy in the morgue.

[identity profile] qzee.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Gibbs/Fornell so married to each other and so "old settled couple."

Tim/Tony on their way to becoming the same.

Maybe Gibbs is an immortal in the same way as that guy in Highlander the tv show.

I'm tempted to write "missing scene" fic where Gibbs and Tim work out between them that he should stay close when they find his door unlocked to be "backup" just in case.

That and "after episode" fic where Tony acts on his desire to see Tim naked.

[identity profile] schtroumph-c.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gibbs/Fornell so married to each other and so "old settled couple."

Tim/Tony on their way to becoming the same.


:D